@chester

Teamwork for the win! You go first
Wall

Walter White

Jesus! Just grow some fucking balls!

“I have two sides” how I have like, at least 10

  • Standard mode

  • The void consumes

  • The void has consumed and I don’t like it

  • Whyyyy is everything exploding again

  • Logical

  • Absolutely feral

  • Pretend to be a war criminal

  • S n u g g l y

  • C h i l l

  • [hmm yes I really like dragons]

  • [hmm yes this human body is boring I want to be a c r e a t u r e]

  • Happy :D

  • Absolutely cooking

Ahoy mateys! Are ye ready to feel old ya scalawags? Because exactly one year ago on this day we released the first episode of The New Creators called “Introductions”. An episode that haunts Sean and Micah for how bad their audio quality was, and how awkward us 3 were together. Nevertheless though, we persisted and have now made it over 21.5 episodes (and counting!), dodged being sued many times, tried to help Ethan’s friend Brian find a home for 2 couches, met Corbin’s trout painted on a piece of wood called Blimp, had Perrin attempt multiple coups against us, almost had a cage fight between Micah and Oren, chatted with our #1 fan Farah, learnt Conlang with Elsie, discussed how cool keytars are with Porcan, talked about generative AI with Judah and also doxxed some of our personal info on TNC Live. It’s been a blast doing TNC, thank you to everyone who has supported and listens to us, we maybe small but we are mighty, especially when comes with segways (have you seen how smooth some of them are?!). Anyway, thank you for everything over this year of TNC, here’s too more goofiness and fun to come in our second year! (P.S. we have a new episode dropping soon!)

If this gets 10 likes I’ll create wasteof.money user slander

(Obviously should be taken jokingly and not literally)

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did anyone else notice @solder is called that now

smartest redditor

In 1451 a couple named their kid Amerigo, not realizing they were naming one of the most powerful countries in human history

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You all better be doing your Clan Games tasks

i went from being a classic only to a classic and modern sonic fan out of nowhere

maybe i do need therapy

it’s not a mistake,

what happened to the logo

I updated my Apple Watch, and at first, it seemed like nothing changed, but the web browser experience has been improved greatly. Thank you, anonymous Apple developer

Murder Or Suicide?

Q: A man was found dead on his bed with blood on his pillow, a broken stick with a mark on it with parts of it under the bed, and a gun on the bed. (Now pay attension to these series of questions) Was it murder or suicide? If murder, who did it and why. If suicide, who provoked him to do it and why?

A: It was suicide. The man was the smallest midgit in the world and his friend was the second smallest midget in the world and they worked at a circus. His friend was jealous of him so he broke a yardstick (note: that was the broken stick on the bed) and marked it at four feet. When his friend measured his height, it looked like he grew making him very depressed which led to killing himself thus making his friend the smallest midget in the world. (Bet you never saw that one coming).