drugs 
Nice of the princess to invite me over for a picnic
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
Look! It’s from B O W S A
pesky plumber
the Koopalings and I have taken over the 
Kingdom. the princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa 
. I dare you to find her if you can!
I got to find the princess!
And YOU got to help me!
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Shovel Knight reference?
why is every strongman a 7 foot tall icelandic man named Thor who eats 20 pounds of raw meat at every meal and lives in a log cabin in the middle of the wilderness shirtless fighting a pack of wolves with his bare hands while the aurora borealis blazes overhead
Pizza Tower (2023)
when you die, you don’t go to hell or heaven, you just hear
“PIZZA!”
- one of my friends
My Apple Watch cannot render the videos on youtube.com
This is absolutely incomprehensible to me, but my Chrome cannot render the css for youtube.com.
wasn't what us true sillyfolk were hoping for 
