@chester

Teamwork for the win! You go first
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this account is wild

@nasa wanna make a giant heat seeking satellite to find the Vietnamese? I’m tired of playing hide and seek. #Gianthideandseekparty #nasa #Vietnam

For those who don't know, this post is probably not a request, it's a statement. Someone mentioned the bot on the wiki, not recreated.

someone put @showerthoughtsbot on the wasteof wiki

Jan 15, 2023, 9:01 PM
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just blinded myself with UV light

revival attempt

I bet you guys can't make a sentence without using the letters "a" or "y"!

I just realized that if you make a timed explosive and put it inside a garbage bin in the US, when the garbage truck collects your garbage the bomb could go off and they'd never know it was you

get this on trending

Daily Cursed Food #1

cHEZcaKE

I found out recently that my watch can't make any phone calls without networks, including 911. This means I can dial 911 and nothing will happen, but man, the look on people's faces when I dial 911 and then hide my screen? Priceless.

@jeffalo I would indeed like to be able to import audio from other sources (plz)

Wasteof needs an audio function. There's no way to get across any nuance with text. I bet there would be way less controversies if I could explain myself with audio.

sloth battle strats

no defense or offense

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Yooooo look at these adorable kittens!

Jan 11, 2023, 12:27 AM
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am I the only one who wakes up and only sees darkness

always nice to wake up and see sunshine

skinwalker 😒

My classmate straight up said his mic is broken while he was in the classroom in person.

Fair

the fourth best website for some respect

This reminds me of the time I ate chocolate from a seven year old Easter Egg hidden in a bush

nothing beats the superior feeling of knowing what soap tastes like

it was a lie 😔

i’m really active now