revival attempt
I just realized that if you make a timed explosive and put it inside a garbage bin in the US, when the garbage truck collects your garbage the bomb could go off and they'd never know it was you
I found out recently that my watch can't make any phone calls without networks, including 911. This means I can dial 911 and nothing will happen, but man, the look on people's faces when I dial 911 and then hide my screen? Priceless.
@jeffalo I would indeed like to be able to import audio from other sources (plz)
Wasteof needs an audio function. There's no way to get across any nuance with text. I bet there would be way less controversies if I could explain myself with audio.
am I the only one who wakes up and only sees darkness
skinwalker 
This reminds me of the time I ate chocolate from a seven year old Easter Egg hidden in a bush
@jeffalo Good choice adding Mark to the dev team.
winrar subscription:
without it you can't use:
winrar
Factor subscription, without it there’s no defining, limit of 100 words.
Haskell subscription, without it you only get Eq, Num, Functor, Applicative, and Monad, and the only allowed monads are Maybe and [].
Brainfuck subscription, without it only 1 layer of loops, a limited amount of + and -, and no input.
idea: rust+ subscription
without it you can’t:
use
unsafe { … }blocksuse
extern cratesmake more than 5
modsuse
structs
it gives you
class structs ohmigod class structs i miss class structs please give me them back
Idea: JavaScript+ subscription:
Without it you can’t:
make http requests
use modules
make more than 50 variables (not including globals and such)
And you can’t use
letorconstvariables
It gives you:
extra globals
top-level await
early access to new features
up to 2000 variables
can use
letandconst