Whenever I go out in public, I always make sure to wear an orange beanie 100% of the time.
i was wondering why everyone was looking at me funny.
it's raining. so i wore my rain jacket.
everybody else's rain jackets are nice muted colours. mine is the brightest yellow you can imagine. i stick out like a sore thumb.
'wacky'.
It’s so good it’s… crushing.
For me, it's the opposite.
Rhino politics get insane 
Jokes aside, my memory has clearly been getting worse and I have no idea why
I was going to say something about how bad my memory was getting recently but I forgot