The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
I just got excluded from school
Basically I was in school and I, being a dumbass, did something really stupid. So I’m sure by now you’ve heard about the Diddy protest, a protest that on the 19th of September, 11AM at any timezone, people walk out of school in support for Diddy, a rapper who was DEFINITELY unfairly arrested this week for sex related incidents!
So, as I’m a huge fan of Diddy, knowing his 100% innocence, I did what’s right and walked out of school, with all the lads cheering me on and supporting me when I did this brave act. I was a hero.
I managed to walk home, with in the middle of my walk I bumped into a 60 year old wearing a T-shirt with a confederate flag, who said “Argh (it was also “speak like a pirate day” today) you did the Diddy protest? Here’s some candy, kid!” which made my day. Anyway, I was home and thought I was all safe.
However, it all went to pieces - the school called my parents and told what had happened. Unfortunately, as my parents are dumbasses, they agreed with the school I was in the wrong and went ballistic at me. Then they calmed down and told me calmly I had been excluded.
First I was livid, but then I realised what an idiot I had been. Everyone loves Diddy just as much as the next guy, but walking out of school for him when he doesn’t know me like that was so stupid of me, and I paid the price. Hey, at least I’m going to a Diddy party tonight!
My future is ruined.
No, he isn’t.
The TikTok he posted saying it was fake showing fat Nikocado is obviously pre-recorded.
On one of his “thin Nick” posts a week ago there’s a UFC billboard in the background with the date 14/9, and that’s when that UFC thing was.
He’s always two steps ahead.
NICKACADO IS STILL FAT LMAOO
I’m not trying to make fun of him, but I find it funny how he fooled everyone
Edit: I am two steps behind
Name a better EP than to whoever wants to hear.
Oh wait, you can’t
This post worked well since it got people to just say their favourite albums lmao
Name a better album than The College Dropout.
Ah wait, you can’t.
Name a better album than The College Dropout.
Ah wait, you can’t.
i didn’t realise how privileged i was in 2017-2019 to be watching Messi and Ronaldo when they were elite, especially Ronaldo in the 2018 world cup
THAT freekick versus Spain is one of the only moments I remember exactly where I was when it happened.
No fucking way
Nikocado lost weight
actually so happy for him
Watch the videos here:
SAN MARINO HAVE WON A GAME OF FOOTBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!
Their second ever win!
Anyone who thinks Lebron is even that close to the fame of Ronaldo…. come on, it’s not a debate. Ronaldo clears.
Hello guys I would like to name and shame @geo for putting the most abysmal take below
I think it’s time to let the secret out Amy 
Hello I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. Owen and I broke up last week and we have decided this is the best course of action, not just for me, but for him. It was a good run everyone. I will still be posting here but less frequently due to personal reasons.
Thank you all for your understanding
The fact that the equal pay debate in football between men and women still exists is something I can’t get my head around. It’s such simple logic that men should earn more as they make way more. The debate is embarrassing.
6th: The Marshall Mathers LP2
His last very solid project, MMLP2 has a mixed type of songs, and I appreciate how unique this project is. I do dislike a lot of songs though, which is why this placement may be lower than expected.
Rating: 7/10
5th: Relapse
With the great production by Dr Dre accompanied by some extremely heart-touching and thought-provoking tracks, there’s a reason why this album’s reputation has taken a U turn.
Rating: 7.5/10
4th: Recovery
The hunger from Eminem, actual good hooks and so many hits on this album, I’m confused why this once very positively reviewed album is now seen as average for many.
Rating: 7.5/10
3rd: The Slim Shady LP
Has a great mix of raw and edgy moments mixed in with more serious songs - very influential for a reason.
Rating: 8/10
2nd: The Marshall Mathers LP
The same as Slim Shady LP, but MMLP has better production, no skips (if you don’t like Kim you need to man up) and more classics.
Rating: 8.5/10
1st: The Eminem Show
It’s so close between TES and MMLP. but I think TES just about has more 10/10 songs, also has no skips and is a bit more palatable. It’s one of my favourite albums ever.
Rating: 8.5/10
also the album ratings are done by ranking all the songs and dividing them by the amount of songs (rating of songs are done on various factors) and these all include the deluxe versions of these albums, including Relapse: Refill and MTBMB: Side B.
Finally, here is the playlist of all songs I rated a 9 or 10: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0x95WAbSYXC86
Ranking artists albums - Eminem
From inspiration from @dood, I want to rank albums from my favourite artists. In the first rankings, I have done Eminem, who is the first artist I ever listened to. Next up will be Kanye, who is my favourite artist of all time.
Here is the first half of the list:
11th: Revival
From the pop and rock, to the poor singles and even shocking flows (this is Eminem’s best skill normally), Revival is an embarrassment under any name of a top selling rapper.
Rating: 3.5/10
10th: Music To Be Murdered By
Whilst MTBMB has some highlights like Godzilla and Zeus on the side B, most the tracks I thought were either bad or mediocre, making for a very average and underwhelming project overall.
Rating: 5/10
9th: Encore
Again, there is some highlights like Mockingbird and there are a few good songs, but it’s the 5 horrendous songs that make this album average.
Rating: 5/10
8th: The Death of Slim Shady
I like most tracks on his latest album, but the couple of bad tracks, added on top of sloppy storytelling and some unforgiveable bars makes an album that could’ve been so good, just one that’s “above average” for me.
Rating: 6.5/10
7th: Kamikaze
Personally his most underrated album - I love the aggression on this one, but it is also filled with sub-par love songs and obnoxious hooks.
Rating: 6.5/10