The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
RIP Wasteof Gaming tournament then, you aren’t winning little bro 
You have to vote for us to make this happen though, we won’t do it if we’re not elected
Hey guys I’m thinking of running a wasteof gaming tournament- idc what it is could be jackbox, ow2, valorant, smash brothers, but I need to know how many people are interested. Like and repost so this can reach more people and if you want comment what game you would be interested in so I can sort out what we should do
Current leader-board made by me - I have not yet got rid of votes from the new rule (as i feel like it may change as it should do) but @kiwi is in the lead.
Another reminder that people who voted for @tallpeter can now change their vote due to his tragic death.
Your kinds words to TallPeter have all been heart-warming to see - it’s special how the community here has came together during this time of grief.
Thank you to all. #StandUpOrStandDown
To TallPeter - I’m not sure if you will ever read this, but I hope you do.
You were not only an amazing partner to be with, but you were always an amazing friend. You made me laugh through the storms and the rainbows, You always looked out for me when I was at my highest or lowest (which was still pretty high due to our amazing heights!) I still will never forget when you gave me some of your Snickers bar after I had dropped my EggMcMuffin.
Me being elected vice president for the TallPeter party was the best day of my life so far - what we achieved together in a unified and fair way in the midst of a rigged election I hope will be inspirational for generations.
To TallPeter - I love you (not in a gay way) and will always miss you. I will see you on the other side soon.
Whilst the TallPeter party is now over, for one last time, say it loud and proud - STAND UP OR STAND DOWN!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
holy yap
You can do that. Or you can waste better. After confirming, the website was NOT created to devise ways to waste money, it was just a funny website name. So if you want to waste time and money towards empty campaign promises that will give you nothing, go ahead. Go and try to make skittles legal tender. Go ahead and wait for your waffle. It’s not going to happen. If you want to waste time and money on things you will see, like a new app, merch, and a committee, then vote for Oren. Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
I have spoken.
#votefororen
Yes, but that’s logical thinking. Again, we’re trying to waste money here, and our plan to allow users to access wasteof.money through a Lightning to HDMI adapter is going to be as convoluted, expensive, unrealistic, and unnecessary as possible. It won’t just be a wasteof money, it’ll be a wasteof time too.
Also, you’re right - I don’t want to barter different. Therefore, vote for @kiwi and @late, and we’ll make Skittles legal tender. But we’ll also make the process of converting Skittles into money as ridiculously complicated and unnecessary as possible so that, again, it’s a waste of time and money. A net positive for this website.
The choice is clearerer.
Good news for the kiwilate Think Tank- your problems are solved. Just plug the adapter into any lighting device produced by Apple that supports it and you can access the wasteof.money site. Same goes for the Apple TV, although the ways are a lot more limited. But, if you vote for @Orenyou can access an app developed specifically for all supporting Apple devices, so you don’t need the internet browser.
#votefororen
And skittles are not supported as legal tender anywhere- so unless you’re fine with bartering different, vote @Oren. He will not only waste different, he will waste better.
(Edit: was originally a comment on @Kiwis repost)
Tall Peter can juggle 3 bitches at once as he’s a ladies magnet due to his TOWERING HEIGHT, yet the BIASED and RIGGED and FRADULENT wastedonion doesn’t mention that? does it.
VOTE FOR TALL PETER TO BAN THIS TERRIBLE NEWS SOURCE. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-3-oranges-to-prove-they-can-juggle/
Despite the exaggerations, we are still a length above all the other candidates - and wasteof bums will still needs those platform shoes we are giving out to all users to be the height of Tall Peter! We aren’t a charity, yet we are giving out these free shoes FOR YOU.
This is a party FOR THE PEOPLE. NOT FOR WAFFLES, NOT FOR WASTEOF MERCH. FOR YOU GUYS
SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD - STAND UP OR STAND DOWN!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Its true. I apologize for my misleading claims about my height. The fact still stands that I am above the average human. I hope my supporters can realize this and continue to support me after this. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
I would like to apologise to my previous posts to @kiwi - some comments did cross the line with charged language and insults, joke or not.
The PeterDert party respects everyone - even short kings like Kiwi - we respect them so much that we are giving all short kings platform shoes to their avatars so they can be as cool as Tall Peter!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Do you really want a president who can’t take small insults and doesn’t shrug them off?
Tall Peter doesn’t let unconstructive negative comments get to him - they don’t reach him due to his amazing and fantastic tallness!
#StandUpOrStandDown
#PeterDert2025
Denouncing the fatphobic and wrong critics is just something my honour does! #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
This is FALSE NEWS perpetrated by the Crooked Kiwis and mass media. My belly is perfectly average for a man of my tall stature, and these accusations that I am sponsored by Diabetes is pure propaganda put out by the crooks to try and ruin our campaign. Quite frankly, I think theyre just jealous that they are SHORT.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Don’t you have a beer belly???
Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
Did you guys see this? Is this who you want as your president? A man who cannot even walk without stumbling? How would he hold wasteof without stumbling. I, TallPeter, would never fall thanks to my long legs and amazing athleticness. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I may have a beer belly but I do have the most spankable batty out of any candidate…
If you vote for TallPeter guys you can climb a ladder and get a spank of this meaty sensation #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Don’t you have a beer belly???
Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth