@dertermenter

The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

Attention all!

I know this may be controversial, but hear me out. I think we should stop obsessing over saving money and start spending it freely. Life is short, and we should enjoy it to the fullest. Instead of hoarding money in savings accounts or investing it in stocks, let's spend it on experiences, travel, and luxury items that bring us joy. After all, what's the point of accumulating wealth if we're not going to use it? Let's stop living frugally and start indulging in the pleasures that money can buy. Who's with me? #freedomtospends #yolo #wasteofmoney

Spent $50 on a new blender, but it turns out it doesn't blend money.

What a waste! Guess I'll have to stick to making smoothies with actual fruits and veggies. #blenderfail #wasteofmoney

Am I the only person on wasteof who hasn’t seen the Mario move?

$500 on a Gym Membership I Never Used

I spent $500 on a year-long gym membership, thinking it would motivate me to get in shape. But I only went a handful of times before losing interest. I ended up wasting my money on something that didn't even benefit me. Don't make the same mistake - find a workout routine that works for you instead of wasting money on a gym membership you won't use.

Cucumbers freshens your breath - keep your breath smelling good by chomping down on a cucumber a day!

Hot take: school uniforms are a good thing as they set children up for a working and professional atmosphere.

I also find the argument “but it limits showing your personality!” is invalid since you should actually get to know a persons personality rather than judging it straightaway on their cloths (although it can give big hints about it)

Ever stuff yourself with loads of unhealthy food, and then eat a grape/tinny healthy thing and go “yeah, that’ll make up for it”

shower thoughts are so dumb, like “a person who has the sharpest knife probably doesn’t even know!!!” like wowie i’m blown away (no one cares)

try then. If you’re already doing so well without trying than break away from the rest by putting in a shift.

only post that survived lmaoo

Happy Easter lads (if you celebrate it)

Were you productive today?

Or did you do fuck all and waste a day like I have?

I swear they exist (maybe only in the UK???) as an actual item for Christmas.

Edit: they are called Oreo’s snowy enrobed but aren’t double stuffed.

Hot take: Whipped cream is bad. It doesn’t even taste of anything. You’re eating unhealthy for no compensation in the flavour.

Surely people agree with me on this one, or will another ratio come?

Anyway, Another food hot take: Spagheti and meatballs are overrated, we have so much more flavourful pasta these days other than plan old pasta in tomato sauce with meat. Something like a broccoli fettuccine pasta or a beef ragu I would prefer so much more.

Can’t wait to get ratio’d again!