Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
I know it's a virus, but wrong type
New moon colors will be dropping next year, along with changes to gravity.
Be warned: any resistances to sugar-type damage will be revoked come new year's day.
We know this changed the particle update system, and no, we are not changing it back.
Here’s some life advice:
If something isn’t working properly, try and show the bug to someone else and it’ll start working again!
When life gives you lemons, please report it. That is unintentional and needs to be replicated to be fixed
Politics and candy have been returned to default values.
The rot comes 30% faster now.
Politics are now 2000% more effective in battle! Americans now have 99% resistance to political damage!