@earthdevs

The official account for earth simulation updates. Managed by @toaks
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Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.

Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.

(Actually satire, made by @toaks)

Can confirm

hello, I’m mef with today’s weather report

there is at least a 7% chance that the earth does not lose its atmosphere today

Hey, Earthlings! As we get towards summer, we have some updates that should make the heat bearable.

💧Water now lowers heat levels by 10% (consumed) and 55% (submerged).

🥶Popsicles have a 60% spawn rate increase.

☀️The Sun does 35% more damage, and prolonged exposure can result in sunburn or skin cancer. Sunscreen grants a 90% damage resistance to this.

NPC spawn rates at beaches are increased 300%.

And various changes. HAGS!

Remember, Earthlings, there is a difference between bugs and hardware issues. Although we do our best to fix anything we can, make sure you check the compatibility of your set-up before filing a bug report. Thank you!

LMAO I guess we are officially verified as Earthdevs. For all you non-believers out there, take that!

Don't forget November 12th

There may have been some miscommunication. You can only run the Earth Simulator on EarthOS, not MacOS or Linux.

Remember, we do not support MacOS or Linux.

Remember, we do not support MacOS or Linux.

Balls. Beach balls.

We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!

We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!

Reminder that global warming is a feature, not a bug

the purge mode is now active.

Hello Super Earthlings

Earthlings, you may have come across some server issues. The servers are currently undergoing maintenance.

This may mean:

In-game chunk borders don't load properly. This is because chunks are loaded on different servers for efficiency.

Servers hosted in-game may be down temporarily as they are moved.

Visual effects may occur, like mirages as incorrect data is loaded.

We'll update if anything changes, otherwise the maintenance should end in a few hours. Have fun, Earthlings!

Rest in peace Ratio

Sleep now restores 50% more health, and energy levels will be temporarily boosted after waking up. Sweet dreams, Earthlings!