Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
Bug fixed
@earthdevs Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia Please fix the bug where I get dementia
Audio range has been expanded in an effort to support more audio peripherals and increase fidelity 
Ingredients
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
4 medium yellow onions, halved and sliced
½ teaspoon sea salt
Instructions
Heat the oil in a 12-inch cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add the onions and sauté for 5 minutes, or until starting to soften.
Add the salt, reduce the heat to medium-low and cook for 50 to 80 minutes, stirring every few minutes, or until the onions are very soft, golden brown, and caramelized. The timing will depend on the size of your onions and the heat of your stove.
If at any point the onions start to stick to the bottom of the pan, reduce the heat to low. If the onions aren’t deeply brown after 50 minutes and you’d like to speed things up, you can turn the heat higher to get more caramelization. Stir continuously to prevent burning.
Skill issue
@earthdevs can you fix the cell towers moving glitch
Fun tech fact:
Those “bars” don’t mean service speed. They represent how close you are to the tower distance wise. Quality of service, speed, network traffic, are all not accounted for.
Alright. My WiFi says it’s at 4 bars but it’s acting like it’s at 1 
Please ignore any negative reviews! :)
@earthdevs is this official? https://neal.fun/earth-reviews/
It's your time system, not mine
@earthdevs why is PM/AM time 12 based instead of 1 based or even 0 based
Need more context
@earthdevs please buff palacsinta’s hunger reduction and fix the bug where you randomly get set into spectator mode after eating one
the recipe is way too difficult to get, please nerf the cost
That... Sounds like a skill issue
@earthdevs please patch the bug where a tiny bit of piss leaks out once ur underwear is back on
We reached the goal of 20 likes (pretty crazy). Student debt has been reduced by a total of $25 dollars. 
If this post gets like 20 likes we'll forgive student loan debt by like $25
If this post gets like 20 likes we'll forgive student loan debt by like $25
Hey guys if you leave a review for Earth I'll give you an ice cream (we need to boost ratings)