Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.
Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.
(Actually satire, made by @toaks)
We've come across in-game records detailing "human rights." Please remember that this is user generated content, and standards similar to this should apply to everything, not just humans.
Don't drink and drive, Earthlings
Hey Earthlings, we're sorry to report that Earth is going to be closed for the rest of the week. We've experienced a series of in-game deaths, and want to prevent anything like that happening in the future. Thanks for your patience!
We've done a lot of research into user statistics, and we've found most people don't utilize the maximum amount of brain power available, so we’re cutting the free plan amount of brain power to 5%. If you are concerned about this change, consider upgrading to Earth+.
This change won't affect most of you.
Thanks for your time, Earthlings!
We're tweaking how heat is sensed (it still has the same effects), so it may be detected differently. Exercise caution when touching hot objects, as you may burn yourself without first feeling it.
Please maintain extreme caution around coffee while we finalize the tweaks.
Have a well balanced breakfast, Earthlings!
We're sorry to hear you're facing an issue, but character changes after you make yours need to occur in-game, so we don't have control over them. Apologies for any inconvenience, and we'll look into making this process easier in the future!
@earthdevs when is the gender change system getting fixed, it’s really annoying to streamline, I got stuck midway through and now I have no gender?
We're terribly sorry, love is not supposed to be airborne. It seems that an intern thought it would be funny. We're pushing a patch soon!
Stay safe from those smooches, Earthlings
I was too busy writing developer notes in the code to actually write more code. Sorry
I don't know what player event just happened but all the RNG has been tampered with over here. If any odds seem off, you're not "defying" them. We are currently working on a fix
"Sometimes, it's better not to ask how, but why"
-sun tzu, the art of war
So,
Why??
I’ll have you know I’m running my simulation on my smart fridge and it runs minecraft at a whopping 3 FPS so it’s definitely nothing on my end
Hi! Before reporting bugs to us, please ensure it's not a glitch on your end.
@earthdevs my macaroni salad screamed at me last night can you patch that
Hi! Before reporting bugs to us, please ensure it's not a glitch on your end.
@earthdevs my macaroni salad screamed at me last night can you patch that
Sure is a date of Earth, I guess. . .
EARTH DATE: 25.1.13 | FEBRUARY | MARCH
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NOT-EARTH DATE: 11.A.2 | SUMMER
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(A) MINTY GROWS // 25.01.31 :: 11.A.20
(B) MINCE GROWS // 25.02.03 :: 11.A.23
(C) THUNDER GROWS // 25.01.12 :: 11.A.12
(D) MINTY MATURES // 25.03.10 :: 11.B.09
(E) MINCE MATURES // 25.03.13 :: 11.B.12
(F) THUNDER MATURES // 25.02.18 :: 11.A.38
(G) CRESCENT SHORE RELEASE // ??????New moon colors will be dropping next year, along with changes to gravity.
New years patch notes:
Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.
New years patch notes:
Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.