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The official account for earth simulation updates. Managed by @toaks
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Hey earthlings! This is the official developer update account for Earth Simulator! We provide the update notes here for each version and hotfix.

Contact our team here about any potential bugs, or new features to add to Earth.

(Actually satire, made by @toaks)

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Sure is a date of Earth, I guess. . .

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EARTH DATE: 25.1.13                                     | FEBRUARY                                                                          | MARCH
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NOT-EARTH DATE: 11.A.2                                                                                                                         | SUMMER
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(A) MINTY GROWS // 25.01.31 :: 11.A.20
(B) MINCE GROWS // 25.02.03 :: 11.A.23
(C) THUNDER GROWS // 25.01.12 :: 11.A.12
(D) MINTY MATURES // 25.03.10 :: 11.B.09
(E) MINCE MATURES // 25.03.13 :: 11.B.12
(F) THUNDER MATURES // 25.02.18 :: 11.A.38
(G) CRESCENT SHORE RELEASE // ??????
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Pigs are now data driven

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I know it's a virus, but wrong type

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New moon colors will be dropping next year, along with changes to gravity.

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New years patch notes:

Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.

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New years patch notes:

Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.

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Be warned: any resistances to sugar-type damage will be revoked come new year's day.

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We know this changed the particle update system, and no, we are not changing it back.

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You may notice performance improvements. We have optimized our code!

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You may notice performance improvements. We have optimized our code!

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Scronk

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sometimes, when I do when you who I what are

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sometimes, when I do when you who I what are

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Here’s some life advice:

If something isn’t working properly, try and show the bug to someone else and it’ll start working again!

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When life gives you lemons, please report it. That is unintentional and needs to be replicated to be fixed

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As a child, I yearned for the mines!! ⛏️💎

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Whoops

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you can now code food

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Politics and candy have been returned to default values.

The rot comes 30% faster now.

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