MAJOR NEWS FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!!
In a surprising twist of events, the thratwitch and Eris Schaffer campaigns have merged into one, with thratwitch (colloquially known as thrat) being the president of said campaign, with Eris as Vice President! Not only that, but I will be building a 40-story McDonald’s if we win the presidency! Take that, @eviljeffalo.
Be on the look out for more exciting news, and don’t vote for evil…
-Future President Thrat
Hey guys! New update: The OFFICIAL thratwitch presidential campaign goals have been posted! Let me know in the comments if you have any other ideas for what I should do as president. I love hearing from my voters!
-thrat
hi im running if i win ill face reveal
The wasteof election has officially started! The election will end at midnight on August 15th (Switzerland/Wasteof time) Voting will open in 24 hours, and continues to the end of the election.
Voting rules:
Vote on the official voting post, scheduled to launch 24 hours from now.
Votes may be cast anytime from opening until the end of the election on Aug 15th.
The candidate who has the most votes at the end of the election is the winner.
Votes are changeable, change your vote at any time, as many times as you want.
One vote per person, not account. Trying to vote on multiple accounts will invalidate all of your votes.
You must be a real personal account to vote that was created before August 8th 2026. (eg: namesnipes would not be valid)
Election guidelines:
Start campaigning… now!
You may run with a cabinet or vice president, but they are not required.
You may enter the race at any time.
Anyone is allowed to run for election.
bros posting worm links… the chuddening has begun
don't worry guys, i'll make chlorine gas and post an official review on its taste later today https://worm.eris.cafe/posts/6a6edbf42f994596b28ac7d3#6a70d1852f994596b28ac868
today's the day chat
today is going to be my last day
drinking
smoking
procrastinating
cursing
eating junk food
being lazy
cheating
larping
gooning
saying 6 7
lying
threatening
robbing
bombing
punching
kicking
sliming
overall assaulting
scamming
finessing
serving fent
impersonating police
avoiding a job
harboring fugitives
committing war crimes
slandering
drinking soda
vaping
showering
and trying to conquer the tri state area
there's no looking back yall
this is the new me 
don't knock it till you try it!
What is probably the biggest Compressor update I've ever done, 1.6.0 is currently under review for the Play Store, but you can get it now on GitHub! https://github.com/JoshAtticus/Compressor/releases/tag/1.6.0
Thanks @eris for the new logo!
