@thrat

MAJOR NEWS FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!!

In a surprising twist of events, the thratwitch and Eris Schaffer campaigns have merged into one, with thratwitch (colloquially known as thrat) being the president of said campaign, with Eris as Vice President! Not only that, but I will be building a 40-story McDonald’s if we win the presidency! Take that, @eviljeffalo.

Be on the look out for more exciting news, and don’t vote for evil…

-Future President Thrat

Hey guys! New update: The OFFICIAL thratwitch presidential campaign goals have been posted! Let me know in the comments if you have any other ideas for what I should do as president. I love hearing from my voters!

-thrat

Hey Guys! I am proud to announce that I will be running for president of the wasteof.money platform! I will be making great changes that this platform has been BEGGING for, so please vote for me! Official campaign goals will be posted soon, so be on the look-out for that!

-thrat

f-foot~

rare @esben comment spotted on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKTCiFMA2VM

Kendrick Bluds: MUSTAAAAAAAARD

Drake Bluds: KETCHUUUUUUUUP

Jcole Bluds: MAYONAISEEEEEEE

Tally Hall Bluds: RANCHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kendrick, Drake, and Jcole Bluds: Who invited you Diddy unc

Skylar: Yo my name is Skylar, I'm a 16 year old professional idiot who streams on Twitch. idk what to add so ima add more later i guess lmao

When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked ) (we ALL relate)

$5 to Skylar’s Cashapp or $100 billion to Israel?!

Some day we gon' get Oren

Some day we gon' get Lindsay

Baby, don't you bet it all

On a pack of Lindsay

You might think Oren wrote you off

They gon' have to Lindsay me off

Someday the Oren’ll be gone

And they'll play Lindsay on and on

Sometimes I take all the Oren

Talk like I drank all the Lindsay

Oren ahead but way Lindsay

I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren

No half-orens, just all Lindsays

Caught between Oren and Lindsay

This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay

Have you ever played Blox Fruits with your life on the line while having a BUNCH of mangoes in your mouth . Well this is called Dark Mango Psychology , now in Dark Mango Psychology you realize the mangoes ain’t just your normal mangoes they are DARK . And when you eat a mango , you realize that the serotonin inside of the mangos go all the way to your brain . And then when it enters your brain and reaches the membrane , it activates something inside of you. You start to look at people like seeds , seeds waiting to get sprouted . Seeds waiting to enter your stomach . And when that happens , you realize that you ’re somewhere deep , somewhere very deep , somewhere you don’t want to be . Wanna guess what that is ? BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA

I love myself so much and you should love yourself too

Growing up is realising that cantaloupe tastes good

Never forgot the great coleslaw war of ‘25… #3195 #ColeslawTastesTerrible #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger

YOU ALREADY KNOW IT

if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to eat coleslaw, i’d pull the trigger myself