Kendrick Bluds: MUSTAAAAAAAARD 
Drake Bluds: KETCHUUUUUUUUP
Jcole Bluds: MAYONAISEEEEEEE
Tally Hall Bluds: RANCHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Kendrick, Drake, and Jcole Bluds: Who invited you Diddy unc
Skylar: Yo my name is Skylar, I'm a 16 year old professional idiot who streams on Twitch. idk what to add so ima add more later i guess lmao
When you and homeboy are taking a math exam and gooning in the back (like usual), and you, being a dumbass, don’t go to the toilet thinking you can handle it. Then when you get to the exam you realize you messed up and your stomach starts hurting and you know you’re cooked because you had explosive diarrhea the day before (bad sign) and after 45 minutes you had to lock in on not shitting yourself and then after a while you can barely hold it in and accidentally drop your pen. Then you bend over to pick it up and diarrhea starts spraying out your ass like a garden hose. It comes with so much force it breaks through your trousers and sprays everywhere, including over three people nearby like a shit shotgun and then everyone starts vomiting then you realize the entire exam hall is screaming so you get excluded and students affected get special considerations (our life is over we are cooked ) (we ALL relate) 
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
Have 
you
ever 
played 
Blox 
Fruits 
with 
your life 
on 
the 
line 
while 
having 
a 
BUNCH 
of 
mangoes 
in 
your mouth 
. Well 
this 
is 
called 
Dark 
Mango Psychology 
, now in Dark Mango Psychology you realize 
the mangoes ain’t 
just 
your normal 
mangoes they 
are 
DARK . And 
when you eat 
a mango , you realize that 
the serotonin 
inside 
of the mangos go 
all 
the way 
to your brain . And then 
when it 
enters 
your brain and reaches 
the membrane 
, it activates something inside of you. You start 
to look 
at people 
like seeds 
, seeds waiting to get 
sprouted 
. Seeds waiting to enter your stomach 
. And when that happens , you realize that you ’re somewhere 
deep 
, somewhere very 
deep , somewhere you don’t want 
to be . Wanna 
guess 
what that is ? BLOX FRUITS SECOND 
SEA
Never forgot the great coleslaw war of ‘25… #3195 #ColeslawTastesTerrible #KiwiReallyDidEndWorldHunger
if someone held a gun to my head and asked me to eat coleslaw, i’d pull the trigger myself 
My impression of Obama playing Fortnite:
“Hello my fellow americans, may someone please pick up my “reboot card”? It would be greatly appreciated, thank you.”