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A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar

The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

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Q: What short, skinny, and never been used ?

A: yo dick

Fast Food ranked

Thanks @oren for the idea

  • S: Chick-Fil-A, McDonalds, Five guys, Papa Johns

  • A: In-N-Out, Chipotle, Popeyes, Subway, Raising Caines, Bojangles

  • B: KFC, Dairy Queen, Wendy’s, Waffle house

  • C: Taco Bell, Triangle Waffle

  • D: Burger King

  • E: Arby’s, Triangle Waffle

Jan 5, 2024, 5:21 PM
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Merry Christmas

I’ve been reading the LOTR. And oh boy is it good. I have put off reading it for soooo long. If you have ever wanted to read it, or started but never finished it. I HIGHLY recommend reading it. I just finished the two towers (The second book in the series) and it’s super exciting. (pls no spoilers I just fininshed book 2)

Edit, I finished now so don’t worry about spoiling it

Dec 18, 2023, 3:08 PM
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Hi guys!!!! So uhh. I saw this like, thing, and uh, it was uh, it one one of those like, uhhh. Yeah……

^ this creature is bad at public speaking

smh bringing back raw bees

tasteof.honey

High fructose corn syrup is freaking delicious

HAHA! That was so funny!!!

so you're telling me... a shrimp fried this rice?!?!?!?!

LET’S CHANGE THAT!!! (jk jk) not tryna bring that back

Yeah come on guys

it seems like the tables have turned… let’s reclaim our righteous victory, shall we?

correction: you had a perfect ratio streak

Everyone help out wynd! Let’s keep this going

correction: you had a perfect ratio streak

So the GTA 6 trailer just dropped (early I think?)

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 1 - YouTube

And uhhh. what did I just watch. Coming 2025 ig

A few weeks ago, I would die on the hill that scrambled eggs are the best. And fried eggs are nasty. But If you make it right, they can actually be pretty tasty

Skibity rizz ohio? Fanum tax sigma!!!!

Let’s be real, the best years were 2013 to 2018

Not saying 2019 to 2024 suck, but they’re just… different

Nov 22, 2023, 6:45 PM
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HE’S MADE IT OUT OF 2008!!!!!!!!!!

yo, so i recently got into a game called elden ring, and it's legit fire, yo. it's like this huge open world game with epic bosses and enemies, and it's pretty challenging, too. the music is incredible, the graphics are stunning, and the characters are just epic. honestly, i think it's one of the best games i've ever played, and i highly recommend it if you're looking for a fun challenge and a good time. so check it out, and lemme know what you think! 💯