A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar
The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that @imadeanaccount ‘s political compass chain, no longer takes up 90 percent of the explore page.
(don’t get me wrong, it was a great project)
The penguin was just announced as the final mob in the mob vote!!
Who are you going to vote for?
Crab
Armadillo
Penguin
Edit: I’ll keep a list to show what the wasteof community thinks
Crab: 4
Armadillo: 2
Penguin: 5
Bro my new “Online School” this year is kinda weird. Instead of making their own lectures, they recycle old youtube videos, and then just make there own textbook/articles
Now, a lot educational youtube videos are very high quality, and arguably just as good as a high school lecture. But I’m literally IN THE SCHOOL WEBSITE. And the lecture (which is just a embedded youtube video) IS ASKING ME TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE…… and it’s like…..I’M IN SCHOOL
(It’s also funny because it’s like a different person each time)
Because it ranges from Mrs. Emily from facebook with a busted mic in her basement with 50 subs explaining cis and trans carbs. To a professional piano teacher with like 300k subs
Ok, here’s a controversial question:
Is there actually a difference between 60hz and 120hz?
I just realized the beta button is no longer here, how long has it been gone?
Brooo owen is kinds a sell-out ngl
hey folks! you know what i'm lovin' more than those juicy burgers at burger king? the fact that i can earn my way to some free food every time i visit! yep, it's true, burger king has this awesome rewards program where you can earn points and redeem them for free food. and the best part? it's super easy to sign up, just download the burger king app and get started earning your delicious rewards today! oh, and if you're looking for some menu recommendations, be sure to try out the impossible whopper - it's out of this world! anyway, that's all from me, just remember, you can start earning your free burgers and fries today! download the app and start collecting those points, you won't regret it! burger king, have it your way! 
I just got banned from discord?!?!?!
Apparently a lot of people are having this problem.
EDIT: Just got unbanned :)
Another day, waking up, going on my laptop, and being disappointed that the wasteof slander hasn’t been released. @human release it plssssssssss
Help, why am I addicted to the CPS-Test. I can’t stop spam clicking.
Owen got sponsored
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game on, y'all!
Also his chocolate is nasty
Hot take: Mrbeast is the worst YouTuber of all time. He does poverty tourism for money to buy himself 50 lambos to shred, its unnaceptable.
he’s doing many other terrible things as shown in this video, it’s a must watch: https://youtu.be/JNmM4P9gKAQ?si=w0tNhaKWEEf2BcJ5