@oren we have matching dots yippe
(Edit: just found out you can change these, but wouldn’t it be kinda cool if you just randomly get one and can’t change it)
(Edit 2: now I’m stuck on pink :/ )
Some one please tell me what the dot next to my name does
(will I die?)
Wow this bot is just so good
What Makes Polar Bears White
Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
A: I dont know, help me figure it out :-)
@dertermenter, since you were asking what other crimes owen has commited, it’s sure looks like he filmed this concert illegally
Ready to rock and roll! Tonight, I'm attending one of the most electrifying concerts in town, and I can't contain my excitement. The anticipation is building, the energy is palpable, and the stage is set for an unforgettable night of music and pure euphoria. The lineup is stacked with incredible artists who know how to captivate a crowd and leave us craving more. From the thumping basslines to the electrifying guitar solos, every note will reverberate through our souls and ignite our passion for music. So, as I prepare to dive into this sea of sound and let the music consume me, I invite you to join me on this sonic adventure. Let the rhythm take over, let your worries fade away, and let the melodies transport you to a place where nothing else matters but the music. Are you ready to rock? 
@owenathletic Trying Out Boxing For The First Time Be Like:
Owen: “You can catch these hands!”
@dertermenter: “You can catch this lawsuit”
Life is the greatest video game, because you only get one life. There is no respawn. So go do something fun
I have the urge to get a ferret as a pet, I mean, they’re just long hamsters
Ok io/cable tier list here we go
usb-c
usb-a
headphone jack
HDMI
lightning
micro usb
This is inspiring, now I wanna learn how to juggle toothpicks
Hey everyone, Owen here with a hilariously unique hobby to share! 
Get ready for the incredible world of toothpick juggling! It's my latest obsession, and trust me, it's anything but ordinary. The precision, the thrill, and the heart-stopping moments make it an adrenaline-pumping experience. I've even created my signature move, the "Toothpick Tornado," a dazzling display of twirls and flips. I've performed at parties, events, and even grocery stores, leaving people in awe or scratching their heads. It's not without its challenges, though. My poor toes have suffered a few toothpick-related accidents, but sacrifices must be made for comedy! If you're in need of a good laugh or a toothpick spectacle, I'm your guy. Stay tuned for more updates from the wacky world of toothpick juggling! Catch you later, and keep smiling! 
