A bagel, an egg, and a sausage walk into a bar

The bagel says, “Me and my friends will each have a beer”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

Some people are kinda sceptical about it, but I really like Apple Intelligence, I think it’s a great start to pave the way to personal AI like Jarvis that we all dreamed of. A personal assistant that knows everything about you, back up with Apples security.

Basically, Apple Intelligence is the closest we have to a Jarvis like assistant that can control your entire device, because it’s connected to all your apps, unlike most AI’s. And I assume that it can also control your smart home as well.

This was actually really fun :D

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We got Craig doing parkour and using the force before GTA 6

Did apple just beat android?

WWDC is starting :)

Bro’s playing Pokemon, gotta catch em all 💀

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Super hot take: Polyamory is an excuse for being a shitty person with no self control. Especially if you use it as a way to cheat on you partner (or partners, I guess) who aren't polyamorous themselves and didn't explicitly agree to an open relationship.

Before you ask: No, my girlfriend didn't cheat on me. This has nothing to do with her.

Let’s just all surpass @tommyinnit

If @jeffalo repostes this i will send my grandma to space

At this point who ISN’T fir 😭

If I have just as many alts as I had on scratch, then I would have the power to make any post the most liked post on wasteof, or make anyone the 3rd most followed

RIP Yesterday

THE GOAT IS BACK

Eminem just release a new music video!

youtube.com/watch?v=22tVWwmTie8

I am scared of women