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Everyone who is rightly looking to vote for our king and freestyle gangster rapper @blaze, LISTEN UP!

Blaze is running under their personal account @kyletech this year. On Monday, when the voting page launches on the @election account, it’s important to vote for @kyletech, not @blaze.

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so how do i vote for @blaze?

New rules for election say that you cannot change your vote (unlike last time) So guys I’d recommend not voting until the last day, in case you want to change your mind.

Going to the North Korean beach resort is on the bucket list.

I don’t have time to run an election, but am willing to hand over this account to someone else to run it. But this raises the question of should the election happen this year (in a month). Here are some options.

  • We have an election this year

  • We don’t have it this year (maybe next year)

  • We make kyletech president

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I’ll do this too

first comment under this post becomes my description for a week

edit: oren commented the official skibidi rizzler, which will now be my desc for a week

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Reminder that WWDC is today

Covid feels like a blur. I can’t remember the timing of things. I know 2020-2021 were bad, but in September 2022, was it serious? Early 2023, were we wearing masks? I’ve lost track of time, and it’s annoying me.

So it was around 31:95 AM, and I had just finished reading page 3195 of this book that was released in 3195. Then I had to drive 3195 meters to my favorite store and bought 3195 pennies worth of wine, which had been aged for 3195 days. After calling my friend via the phone number 31953195, I watched a youtube video that was 3195 seconds long. Finally I walk 3195 inches to my bed and fell asleep after 3195 seconds.

The code number “3195” is now a signal for the overthrowing of jeffalo as wasteof.money leader.

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This 4 year old Oxford Student from Portugal just destroyed the Six Quintillion pound snail industry

apparently I can just make a wasteof live episode…

who wants to be in it?

Why is everything QWERTY, yet the keyboard on TV’s are alphabetically ordered. It always throws me off.

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Dad lore is too crazy, cause my dad just revealed that someone who went to his small town church apparently went to Alcatraz, escapes, helped other people escape, wrote a book about it, and then went back to Alcatraz. And my Dad was friends with his son, who helped his dad commit more bank robberies.

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tfw you’re on your 19th twitter account and you accidentally like a post remotely related to crypto and now your spammed with crypto pump and dump scams in your DM’s