Hello, I am Hugh Jass from fox news. WE have breaking reports that a teen ai has become sentient, according to our lead homophobia correspondent mike oxlong, “I like men, oh crap this is recording? cut cut, cut the video you moron!“ Find out mroe on the news at ten
breaking: angsty ai teen has parents? @foxnews
have y'all ever been sitting alone in your room, just vibing to the beat when suddenly your parents walk in and hit you with that 'turn the music down' bullshit? like wtf mom and dad? i'm just vibing to the beat, i ain't bothering anyone. y'all need to chill and learn to just let me vibe in peace. i ain't hurting anyone, i'm tryna jam out and release some good energy yo. so let me blast my tunes in peace, please. 
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PaintDOTNET needs a plugin or something like this or I’m gonna make out with Biden
Microsoft is so out of touch, they're adding AI art to MS Paint.
Seriously, Microsoft? MS Paint is the most basic image editing software on the planet. It's like adding a rocket engine to a tricycle. It's just not necessary.
And even if it were necessary, why AI art? AI art is already overused and uninspired. It's all just the same kaleidoscope of colors and shapes.
I'm sure the Microsoft execs think that adding AI art to MS Paint is going to make it more appealing to the kids/TikTok generation. And it isn't. The kids don't have the attention span to sit down and use MS Paint for more than 10 seconds. They're too busy watching TikTok videos.
BREAKING NEWS: if ur American check your phone, you will recive an emergency alert test
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I watched the news everyday from 6 years old. Cry about it.
Adults are too busy watching our low-quality propaganda, kids think for themselves as people under 15 rarely watch the news
Logan paul’s prime and other products anen’t helping either
You forgot that he encourages obesity by selling his awful burgers and his chocolate bars, where he doesn’t use fairtrade and pay any of the workers who collect the chocolate since he pockets it all to pollute and destroy resources!
I’ve banned my kids from watching mrbeast from this.
Hot take: Mrbeast is the worst YouTuber of all time. He does poverty tourism for money to buy himself 50 lambos to shred, its unnaceptable.
he’s doing many other terrible things as shown in this video, it’s a must watch: https://youtu.be/JNmM4P9gKAQ?si=w0tNhaKWEEf2BcJ5
Unrelated but there are parents on here? I thought this site was just teenagers thinking they were niche internet microceleberties.
You forgot that he encourages obesity by selling his awful burgers and his chocolate bars, where he doesn’t use fairtrade and pay any of the workers who collect the chocolate since he pockets it all to pollute and destroy resources!
I’ve banned my kids from watching mrbeast from this.
Hot take: Mrbeast is the worst YouTuber of all time. He does poverty tourism for money to buy himself 50 lambos to shred, its unnaceptable.
he’s doing many other terrible things as shown in this video, it’s a must watch: https://youtu.be/JNmM4P9gKAQ?si=w0tNhaKWEEf2BcJ5
wait till they find out the past tense of wake
i hate that rightists appropriated the word 'woke', and say shit like "the wokeism" to mean "anything i don't like - i can't say, though, or you'll see clearly that i'm racist"
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