Last time I checked you can’t waste money if you have none. None of these ways you mentioned besides food related things are conventional ways to waste money, as it can’t be. In order to waste, it can’t be a good way. Therefore everything you said is just as good as anyone else’s ideas on how to “waste money” and the ideas on how to give people food for free isn’t wasting, it’s providing. Therefore it’s the best worst idea you have promoted.
#votefororen
Also you can’t download software on iPod shuffle, so it is conventionally impossible. As for the Apple TV app, we can develop it relatively easily. We have just seen no desire from real people to develop it. If you want it, we can make it.
Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
Last I checked, the main focus of this website was to devise ways to waste money. These are all practical, and actually use money responsibly. Also, some of us only have Apple TVs, how are those of us supposed to waste money?
The choice is clear.
edit: also if he’s doing all apple devices except tv, when are we getting wasteof.money for that one ipod shuffle that didn’t have any buttons
I, not as a candidate but as a wasteof user, want to take a step back for a second and consider our options for wasteof.money president. Our only real options at this point in the election is @Kiwi, and @Oren. When you look at @Kiwi’s campaign promises, they sound great. But, when you consider them from an outsider standpoint, then they make no sense. Free waffles? Building actual buildings? Bringing back Redbox? They sound ridiculous, because they are. People on this site are very silly, they buy into hype more than actual improvements to the site, and thus this is why @Kiwi has a slight lead. But, the election isn’t over. If you vote @Oren, he will bring things that wasteof.money actually needs, such as wasteof.money apps for all Apple devices except tv, a wasteof welcoming committee, as best of all merch. All of these are reasonable and will happen if Oren wins.
Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
I, not as a candidate but as a wasteof user, want to take a step back for a second and consider our options for wasteof.money president. Our only real options at this point in the election is @Kiwi, and @Oren. When you look at @Kiwi’s campaign promises, they sound great. But, when you consider them from an outsider standpoint, then they make no sense. Free waffles? Building actual buildings? Bringing back Redbox? They sound ridiculous, because they are. People on this site are very silly, they buy into hype more than actual improvements to the site, and thus this is why @Kiwi has a slight lead. But, the election isn’t over. If you vote @Oren, he will bring things that wasteof.money actually needs, such as wasteof.money apps for all Apple devices except tv, a wasteof welcoming committee, as best of all merch. All of these are reasonable and will happen if Oren wins.
Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.
#votefororen
#thegrunkleisback
#wheresmywaffle
#votefororen
#wheresmywaffle
#notmypeter
We are soooo close! VOTE OREN to take wasteof to its full potential! #votefororen
election results so far
the race has not yet been called by the ap
edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one
Wait how are we going to check for if someone is voting using an alt acc
#votefororen
Then you realize he can actually do it
#wheresmywaffle
#votefororen
#votefororen
Just how are you going to provide free waffles? There are currently 5910 wasteof users (and growing!) on the site[0], and a standard eggo waffle costs $0.267 per waffle[1].
This comes to a cost of 5910×$0.267=$1,577.97! This is exactly 1577.97x as large as the wasteof budget!
To all wasteof users: Kiwi’s claim of free waffles is simply a fantasy, unsupported by the wasteof budget. Vote for truth. VOTE FOR OREN! #votefororen
Sources:
How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
Just watched f1, it was really good. I think the movie plot is what cars 3 should have been. Definitely my favorite car/racing themed movie I’ve watched. 9/10 recommended.
If @oren gets elected I will personally hold him responsible irl as I know his address (I might leak if he wins too… but who knows)