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holy shit

[too poor to afford obama gif pls like and folow pls 🥺]

Twitter's rebrand to X is actually happening - possibly the worst rebrand I've ever seen. Quite funny to watch that dumpster fire of a platform just be absolutely destroyed by Musk.

real

  1. reasons why wasteof is better then twitter x

  1. better people

  2. no onlyfans girls

  3. people are nice (sometime)

  4. better at being funny

  5. not owned by a multi-billionaire baby

  6. don’t have to pay to do anything

  7. no nsfw girl bots following me every 10 mins

  8. not transphobic

  9. chill

  10. people are cool

  11. that everyone always replies to your posts with “real”

Aug 2, 2023, 5:15 AM
14 2 10

there are no surprises left 🗿

Can someone please explain how the heck the Surprise feature works? And why it’s rate limited somehow?

what a w

update: oh no the post has been deleted D:

Aug 2, 2023, 8:37 PM
7 1 0

the repost king has been usurped

i have decided to post game update(s) here :)

Stopped at a fried chicken place my dad used to go to as a kid, I haven’t felt this good and content in a long time

purple is an ew

ourple!!!!!!!!!

ALL OTHER COLORS ARE INVALID

JOIN THE PURPLE NATION

😳🤯

Breaking News: the waffle house has found its new host 😳🤯

Jul 6, 2023, 1:51 AM
1 0 0

check out my microwave

(shutter speed is epik)

Jul 3, 2023, 5:40 PM
0 0 1

i have figured somethin out

using my vast knowledge

i have discovered

it turns out

some guy in canada was smoking

and lit a tree on fire

OH NO, he screamed

so he decided to call for help

with a flare gun

the end!

jeffalo should sell the purple checkmark

guys i’m gonna be a direct competitor (if i actually finish this thing)

Jul 2, 2023, 2:25 PM
0 0 3

i am reminding you that https://wasteof.money/chat this aberration exists