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holy shit

[too poor to afford obama gif pls like and folow pls 🥺]

sorry for starting this lol

you know a wasteof post is gonna be spicy when it has significantly more comments than likes

what if it has more reposts

you know a wasteof post is gonna be spicy when it has significantly more comments than likes

invest in an airlock

i swear a bunch of bugs have just spawned in ☹️

yesterday night i could open my door normally but today when i open my door tons of bugs fly in

@supercash vs @owenathletic

on your mark

get set

GO

what would be the most insane rap battle of history

oh my gosh an hour-long grian video

i am very happy right now

body modifications is satanism??????

satanism. Pride, egoism, body modifications, hatred. Christianity. Selflessness, joy, humility, appreciating nature as is.

which one is better?

Sep 9, 2023, 8:22 PM
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Sep 10, 2023, 2:21 PM
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ratio

Food hot take #14: Sushi is criminally overrated

SIMP

squirrels in her pants

thats nice but have you ever gotten squirrels in your pants?

there was a LIZARD in my SHOE

i’ve said basically nothing verbally other than “nya” for about an hour

dammit i feel targeted

“b-b-but, t-teacher, my appendix was already removed”

SHUT UP AND REMOVE YOUR GALLBLADDER THEN

damn no one told me the python exams would be this tough :\

insert ussr anthem

the temptation when passing a city that my friend from uni is from to take a picture and send it to him just saying “the motherland”

some kid from summer camp a few months back walked up to me and asked "why don't you go to church with us?"

i said i was atheist and mf legit goes (frowny face) "you didn't tell me you were atheist" and walks away

Sep 2, 2023, 6:39 PM
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hot take: everything should be interpreted as /j unless explicitly written as /srs or /gen

(/hj)