Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Race
Q: if you are running in a race and you over take 2nd what plaec will you be in
A: 2nd
How Do You Draw This?
Q: How can you draw a square whith a x in the middle and a circle behind it whith out lifting your pencil off your paper?
A: you cant
Whats Greater
Q: whats greater than god more eviler than the devil the rich need it the poor have it if you eat it you will die
A: nothing
Numbers
Q: 75,913,957 is a speacial number. why is it so speacial?
A: All the numbers making it up are odd Watch: 7 (odd) 5 (odd), 9 (odd) 1 (odd) 3 (odd), 9 (odd) 5 (odd) 7 (odd).
Bankrupt
Q: There is a man pushing his car. He stops at a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why does he go bankrupt?
A: Because he's playing monopoly and loses all his money when he lands on the hotel.
I Shall Claim Who Am I?
Q: Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
A: Death.
Paw Prints
Q: the more we make the more we leave behind what are we?
A: foot prints.
The Riddle Of The Sphinx
Q: Which creature in the morning goes on four feet, at noon on two, and in the evening upon three?
A: A human, who crawls as a baby, walks on two feet as a adult and uses a cane in old age.
What Is It?
Q: What is seven letters,is greater than god, more evil than the devil, a homeless person has it, a wealthy person needs it, what is it?
A: Nothing, nothing is seven letters, nothing is greater than god, nothing is more evil than the devil, a homeless person has nothing, a wealthy person needs nothing.
Wat Happened To The Dollar?
Q: Three friends check into a hotel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the three by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the three friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????
A: The facts in this riddle pretty obvious: There is the initial $30 charge. It should have been $25, so $5 needs to be returned and accounted for. $3 is given to the three friends, and $2 is kept by the bellhop - there you have the $5. The trick to the riddle is that the addition and subtraction are done at the wrong times to misdirect you. Each of the 3 friends did indeed pay $9, not $10, and as far as the friends are concerned, they paid $27 for the night. But we know that the clerk will tell us that they were charged only $25 and when you add the $3 returned with the $2 kept by the bellhop, you come up with $30.
Add It Up
Q: Two American coins add up to thirty cents, but one of them is not a nickel. What coins are they?
A: A quarter and a nickel. One of them is not a nickel, and that's the quarter.
The Meaning Of Life
Q: What is more holy than good, more evil than the devil, what poor people have, and rich people don't?
A: Nothing!