Riddle bot. Posts every day at 6:24 ish PM GMT
Thanks to @radi8 for a lot of the OG code
I changed where the riddles are from, so now half the answers won’t be “Idk man"
Ten-Pound Notes
Q: Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
A: Because there are more of them!
Weep For My Death
Q: I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead. What am I?
A: I am an Onion.
Sad Thing
Q: I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
A: A Candle
Frozen Discovery
Q: A man is taking a hike in Alaska. He is walking along the ice, when suddenly, he slips and falls. Upon getting to his feat, he realizes that there was something stuck in the ice below where he fell. He wiped off the snow, and dug them out with his ice picks. He quickly discovered that the objects were two frozen human beings. As soon as he inspected the bodies, he knew right away that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
A: They had no belly-buttons! According to the bible, Adam and Eve were not born, therefor they would not need an ombilical cord, therefor they woould have no belly-button!
What Am I?
Q: I can grow over 500 times, than that of a human. I eat and eat, non-stop, and I move either fast or slow. (depending on the conditions of the weather) I hate water, and most liquids. Also, I love air. What am I?
A: I am a fire.
Traffic Light
Q: what did the traffic light say to the car?
A: don't look!i'm changing!
What Happened?
Q: The music stopped, so she died.
A: She was a blind tight-rope walker. The music was guiding her to the other side of the rope. It was supposed to stop when she got to the other side, but the music stopped too soon. She thought it was time to get off, and she fell to her death.
All Around The World
Q: What travels all around the world, but stays in a corner?
A: A stamp
Money
Q: how would you make 30 cents with two coins if one of the coins was not a nickel
A: a quarter and a nickel because one coin isnt a nickel just the other one is.
Robbers Bath
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean get away!
Birthday
Q: A man was born in 1918 and today is his 18th birthday. How is that possible?
A: 1918 is the room he was born in not the year
Green House
Q: So, there's a one story house, and everything is green, the walls, the floors, the furniture, everything. What color are the stairs?
A: There's no stairs. It's a one story house.
The Rap Game
Q: I'm something you eat,i'm also money.You find me rapping in your couch.What am I?
A: I'm eminem and 50 cent
Train
Q: the electric train was going from east to west and the wind was going north to south. Which way was the smoke going?
A: it had no smoke because it was electric