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A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!