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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double." Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 25, 2022, 3:10 PM

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A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 24, 2022, 3:25 PM

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Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 23, 2022, 3:13 PM

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I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 22, 2022, 3:10 PM

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Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 21, 2022, 3:10 PM

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Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 20, 2022, 3:10 PM

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My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 18, 2022, 3:10 PM

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Mar 17, 2022, 3:10 PM

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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double." Return at 3:10pm GMT tomorrow for more jokes!

Also new emoji alert! Does wasteof support them?