Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 11, 2022, 6:00 PM
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Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday. Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 10, 2022, 6:00 PM
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right. Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 9, 2022, 6:00 PM
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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't. Return for more jokes soon!
Also thanks magic @jeffalo man for verify 
Mar 8, 2022, 6:00 PM
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How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5. Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 7, 2022, 6:00 PM
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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors." Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 7, 2022, 3:10 PM
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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't. Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 7, 2022, 1:10 PM
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Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't. Return for more jokes soon!
Mar 6, 2022, 6:21 PM
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ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI. return for more jokes soon!
Mar 6, 2022, 6:08 PM
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