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A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."