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Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."