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@kiwi
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male, teenager | pfp by audacyti!
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“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly

"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly

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After countless failed attempts, Auto Play Area by Jax has been verified!

Watch the verification video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw1IReF2_6c

still impressed by that time everyone shut down their subreddits for two whole days because reddit’s api changes were awful

like, that’s one of the few times everyone on the internet stopped arguing with each other and faced the bigger enemy

still a bit sad that entire protest never amounted to any change to the api rules

it’s so apollover

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> HINT: PASSWORD IS AN ANIMAL
> Please enter the password.
> @mef entered the password.
> PASSWORD 2
> Please enter the password.
> Please enter the password.
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the meower experience

join

set up profile

realize it’s supposed to be like discord, it’s not a twitter clone

engage in friendly conversations with users

realize you shouldn’t use meower

switch to meo instead

realize you shouldn’t use meo

switch to meo experimental instead

engage in more friendly conversations with users

receive one sus message from someone

run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit

eyes: closed

me: tired

brain: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DUMB THING YOU DID EARLIER TODAY?! LET’S THINK ABOUT ONLY THAT!

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i tried to beat a super hard geometry dash level (real)

video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGsIJ1-xRQQ

> @mef entered the password.
> PASSWORD 2
> Please enter the password.
> Please enter the password.
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> Please enter the password.

facts again

As you can see, a wild @kiwi immediately triangulated my location, and came to me with a stack of pancakes.

Thanks for tuning in on today's episode of Wasteof Geographic, later we will cover the truely elusive @lily. See you then!

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facts

Thank you for joining us and welcome back to another episode of Wasteof Geographic. Today, we are looking at the elusive creature @kiwi. Our scientists have been observing one that they tracked down for a little while now, and now we have a rough idea about this creature.

This wasteofer seems to be obsessed with boxes, and they talk constantly quiet and calm, even if observations show they're mad. You can only call one over if you're within it's hearing range, in which you simply just loudly say something along the lines of, "Can I have a pancake, please?" Upon saying this, the creature will immediately triangulate your location and come to you, not only gracing you with it's presence, but also some pancakes.

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we’re so back

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we’re so back

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this feels like a blink and you’ll miss it moment in wasteof history

bro is older than wasteof 💀