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“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly

"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly

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since when was scratch like this 💀

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top users, 2021 vs 2024

users still on top users:

jeffalo

f4f (moved to wynd)

willy (renamed to wuilly)

rens2

lankybox01 (moved to nebulous, which is still visible on top users through “see more” on alpha; user is banned)

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i feel like wasteof is the internet equivalent of those old towns from several years ago where everybody living there actually knew each other and regularly engaged in friendly conversation with one another

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Wasteof posts are like an art - some posts are hits, others are misses, and some others are stolen.

so it turns out it’s disallowed to use stereo madness in russia without proper permission :D

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boxboy.wiki is a very good website that teaches you all about the greatest video game of all time

replace “mr. montgomery” with “@kiwi”, and you just described how i’m out of wasteof post ideas

I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.

new wasteof user join rates after twitter gives everyone ads about to be like 📈📈📈

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%100 real and legit scratch leak:

the next version of scratch will have blocks, and it will run on computers

once again i can’t think of anything for a funny wasteof post, so…

how are you guys doing today?

how to make a horror game (easy tutorial)

1.) find a game for either the nintendo 64, the ps1, or ms-dos

2.) find something ever so slightly unsettling about that game

3.) rebrand the game to look like a parody

4.) gradually overexaggerate the slightly unsettling detail you found in step 2

5.) add a random jumpscare at the end with no explanation

6.) export game and release it on itch.io or steam or something with the promise that it’s a “completely harmless game! :DDDD”

7.) repeat steps 1-5 forever until you generate free money

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this post is hilarious, i love the little joke about what happened to the guy’s vacation plans at the end. well done to the guy who made this, this is truly the greatest post on wasteof

@wuilly …i take it this is why wasteof doesn’t support tags? :D

I just added some galvanized square steel and some of my aunt’s extension screws to my room. #Blessed #FeelinGood #DoNotLookInsideMyBasement #Hashtag #Lit #VerifyOren #dontStandWithYada #PewDiePie #MrBeast #MrBeastGaming #WasteOfMoney #Jeffalo #Jeffalonet #Nezon #Wom #JanuaryFourteenthNineteenSeventySix #GalvanizedSquareSteel

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i’m finally free from the prison of youtube shorts

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