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@kiwi
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eyes: closed

me: tired

brain: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DUMB THING YOU DID EARLIER TODAY?! LET’S THINK ABOUT ONLY THAT!

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i tried to beat a super hard geometry dash level (real)

video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGsIJ1-xRQQ

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facts again

As you can see, a wild @kiwi immediately triangulated my location, and came to me with a stack of pancakes.

Thanks for tuning in on today's episode of Wasteof Geographic, later we will cover the truely elusive @lily. See you then!

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Thank you for joining us and welcome back to another episode of Wasteof Geographic. Today, we are looking at the elusive creature @kiwi. Our scientists have been observing one that they tracked down for a little while now, and now we have a rough idea about this creature.

This wasteofer seems to be obsessed with boxes, and they talk constantly quiet and calm, even if observations show they're mad. You can only call one over if you're within it's hearing range, in which you simply just loudly say something along the lines of, "Can I have a pancake, please?" Upon saying this, the creature will immediately triangulate your location and come to you, not only gracing you with it's presence, but also some pancakes.

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2024-2024

we’re so back

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we’re so back

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this feels like a blink and you’ll miss it moment in wasteof history

bro is older than wasteof 💀

finally, i can unleash my inner oren

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idk what’s really going on here, but congrats @oren, you got a custom button

even better than verified lol

wow, it’s so nice that everyone found this underrated scratcher and decided to follow him at exactly the same time within a 24-hour period! 😇😇😇

this is a rather compelling argument you’ve made! however, i do feel that there’s a much better solution to the problem:

C A K E

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thank you so much for 4 followers!!!11!