@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
%100 real and legit scratch leak:
the next version of scratch will have blocks, and it will run on computers
once again i can’t think of anything for a funny wasteof post, so…
how are you guys doing today?
how to make a horror game (easy tutorial)
1.) find a game for either the nintendo 64, the ps1, or ms-dos
2.) find something ever so slightly unsettling about that game
3.) rebrand the game to look like a parody
4.) gradually overexaggerate the slightly unsettling detail you found in step 2
5.) add a random jumpscare at the end with no explanation
6.) export game and release it on itch.io or steam or something with the promise that it’s a “completely harmless game! :DDDD”
7.) repeat steps 1-5 forever until you generate free money
this post is hilarious, i love the little joke about what happened to the guy’s vacation plans at the end. well done to the guy who made this, this is truly the greatest post on wasteof
@wuilly …i take it this is why wasteof doesn’t support tags? :D
I just added some galvanized square steel and some of my aunt’s extension screws to my room. #Blessed #FeelinGood #DoNotLookInsideMyBasement #Hashtag #Lit #VerifyOren #dontStandWithYada #PewDiePie #MrBeast #MrBeastGaming #WasteOfMoney #Jeffalo #Jeffalonet #Nezon #Wom #JanuaryFourteenthNineteenSeventySix #GalvanizedSquareSteel
After countless failed attempts, Auto Play Area by Jax has been verified!
Watch the verification video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw1IReF2_6c
still impressed by that time everyone shut down their subreddits for two whole days because reddit’s api changes were awful
like, that’s one of the few times everyone on the internet stopped arguing with each other and faced the bigger enemy
still a bit sad that entire protest never amounted to any change to the api rules
it’s so apollover
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join
set up profile
realize it’s supposed to be like discord, it’s not a twitter clone
engage in friendly conversations with users
realize you shouldn’t use meower
switch to meo instead
realize you shouldn’t use meo
switch to meo experimental instead
engage in more friendly conversations with users
receive one sus message from someone
run, don’t walk, to the nearest exit
eyes: closed
me: tired
brain: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT DUMB THING YOU DID EARLIER TODAY?! LET’S THINK ABOUT ONLY THAT!
i tried to beat a super hard geometry dash level (real)
video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGsIJ1-xRQQ
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