@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
it finally occurred to me that the title “plants vs zombies: garden warfare” is supposed to be a parody of “modern warfare” and i think that’s pretty funny
last night i consumed a strawberry milkshake and some cajun fries while playing rhythm heaven fever on my wii u and i think that was the pinnacle of my life
watched all the new gumball episodes
definitely way better than last season, also there were two jokes at the expense of NFTs
boxboy mentioned!! also i thought exactly the same thing, the two games really share a unique charm
after beating as much pikuniku as i can, i think i can give my verdict: (mild spoilers incoming?)
it’s definitely not a game you should play in one sitting.
i think it’s best played when you’re in a busy schedule. the busier, the better (though some of the challenges does allocate quite a lot of time). that way the gameplay spreads from a few hours, to a few days, weeks, or even months (if you’re that busy). if you rush it, you’ll not feel the charm as thoroughly as you might hope. the narrative at the end, especially, doesn’t really grip if you just hustle your way on the main route (not that there's any diverging paths besides the five (!) side quests i found, with three just building on another). i really should’ve played it when i was busy on my campus (maybe i will on a new save)
other than that, it’s an excellent game. the soundtrack is superb, it really screams fun and playful (the swamp is my favorite, alongside toastopia). gotta love the accordion and the cuica that appears sometimes. the art design, oh, they nailed that. worthy to be put alongside boxboy in terms of simplicity. and cuteness. =) maybe a little bit more content could be better—a time attack on some of the minigames or something other than the co-op, which is unplayable due to a lack of external controllers—but the game’s fine as it is. i think the additions i suggested would impact the story (and, in a way, the whole philosophy of the game) quite a lot.
just came across a scratcher who said in their bio that they were 9 years old and were born a month before i joined scratch
average atari 2600 game description:
according to my wasteof wrapped, this was my most popular post of the year, thanks guys!
it also says i pinged @late the most out of anyone i pinged this year, sorry man
winter sale haul! this is the most games i ever have or will buy at once, thanks mostly to the valve complete pack
also nabbed peggle nights and zuma’s revenge since those aren’t part of the popcap bundle for some reason…?
might come back towards the end of the sale when i have more money to see if there’s anything else i want, but for now im satisfied!
nah thanks im good, i hear that stuff kills anyway
