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according to my wasteof wrapped, this was my most popular post of the year, thanks guys!

it also says i pinged @late the most out of anyone i pinged this year, sorry man

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winter sale haul! this is the most games i ever have or will buy at once, thanks mostly to the valve complete pack

also nabbed peggle nights and zuma’s revenge since those aren’t part of the popcap bundle for some reason…?

might come back towards the end of the sale when i have more money to see if there’s anything else i want, but for now im satisfied!

nah thanks im good, i hear that stuff kills anyway

it’s time to merk the kiwi

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well, it was fun while it lasted :(

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the broom closet ending was my favorite

im doing… well im not doing great, nor am i doing badly

i am simply doing

the bodega is leaking

again

Purple is a fruit.

friend told me to check steam and search for half-life… we’re so back

this has 3 likes and 3 comments!!!! we’re so back guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys im watching the game awards and i think the number 3 showed up earlier… this has to be a sign

this has 3 likes and 3 comments!!!! we’re so back guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guys im watching the game awards and i think the number 3 showed up earlier… this has to be a sign

guys im watching the game awards and i think the number 3 showed up earlier… this has to be a sign

time for this again

i love portal 2

mom when i grow up i wanna be portal 2

Special thanks to:

- @toaks and @adventuremase for originally playing PEAK with me on 11.23.25

- toaks for having the idea to take a screenshot of our game and share it with the @wastedonion, before that plan gradually evolved into the pseudo-social experiment that just happened

- toaks for writing the updates shared to the @president account this past week. he wrote them all in the same night (!!)

- late for being in on this joke long before anyone else and responding to your comments/complaints, allowing us to stay in character

- chaideluxe for also being in on this joke long before anyone else (he's not on wasteof but still deserves a shoutout)

- everyone who watched free birds this thanksgiving

- @-gr for putting up with my playing dumb when he asked if i was dead

- adventuremase for telling me this was actually toaks' idea, not his

- everyone who (begrudgingly) put up with this weeklong bit

p.s.: we meant jeffALO's island (canada)

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Alright I’m breaking character for a second:

This whole island thing was written and intended to be published over the course of a week. We aren’t going to mess with that schedule, and the story will be over in three days.

But thanks to our lack of initial indication that we were going to pull a stunt, and our lack of indicating that said stunt had a definitive ending, I now see that this whole thing has come across as a weird never-ending attempt to stir up drama, or us dragging a joke into the ground until it’s not funny any more, or maybe a combination of the two.

What I’m trying to say is, our bad. We should have set this up in such a way that wasn’t so… annoying for people not in on it.

Needless to say, as soon as this thing is over (which as a reminder will be on December 1), we’ll be going back to normal and we’ll never speak of this again.

Until then, maybe send us a helicopter.

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