Waffles as they are produced now shall remain free for all - however, the optional KiwiLate2025-approved-waffles shall be a paid item. I can assure wasteof that it will cost less than your standard Eggo waffle, come with a secret ingredient, taste better, and proceeds from ingredient sales will go towards funding our think tank that devises more ways to waste money.
Wait so waffles cost money now???
No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.
by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?
No, we’re merely providing different ways to waste money - ways that involve making waffles (requires ingredients which cost money), leaking exclusive gameplay videos (requires an internet connection which costs money), and et cetera.
by saying “Vote Kiwilate 2025. Vote different. Waste different.” aren’t you implying that by voting for Kiwilate 2025 you’re wasting your vote?
if i get elected, we’ll leak this random parappa the rapper 2 gameplay video that @late sent me on discord one year ago for no reason
the public must know how great the parappa the rapper franchise is
#KiwiLate2025
i don’t condone voting with alts, but i do condone voting for #kiwilate2025!
a vote for me and late is a vote for squashing cryptocurrency shilling, petitioning to have the heart icon with a waffle icon, and adding this historical artifact of a video to the library of congress for preservation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
election results so far
the race has not yet been called by the ap
edit: this post is now outdated please find the new one
you made the right choice!
#KiwiLate2025
i’ll also petition to replace the heart icon with 
and on thursdays only, 
well yeah, except one is a high-budget spectacle of visuals and sound with incredible lore implications and character development that fans the world over have been eagerly waiting for, and the other one’s just captain america
ever noticed how the plot of captain america and the winter soldier is basically the same as the plot of completing the mission
the powers that be asked me to not thank someone every single time they vote so i’m going to just make a universal thank you that applies to anyone who may vote for me in the past, present, or future:
thanks!
#kiwiLate2025
“truth, waffles, and the presidency” is a phrase you can only find on this website
Wasteof News
Tuesday, July 1st
ELECTION
So far in the election, Oren and Kiwi are still close in votes, but Oren is winning by one vote (as of the time of this edit). there has been a lot of truthful and possibly untruthful talk about the candidates. The wasteof feed is full of candidates’ promises and unofficial debates, many of them about truth, waffles, and the wasteof presidency. because of this, @kiwi announced that he would not be retaliatively posting as much and has deleted past posts.
as of the time of this posting. count only includes official candidates.
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V O T E C O U N T:
@oren / @grunklebillsback - 18
@Tallpeter / @dertermenter - 5
@the_owlss / @radi8 - 3
@elsie / ? - 1
@wannaberose / @salad - 1
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thanks for reading! - =^..^=
VOTE UNDER THIS POST BY Monday, July 7th 2025.
One vote per person (including if you’re running), no changing your vote (unless your choice gets disqualified)
You can vote for the following candidates:
@wannaberose for President, @salad for Vice President
@oren for President, @grunklebillsback for Vice President
@the-owlsss for President, @radi8 for Vice President
@pufferfish101007 for President, @grahamsh for Vice President
but my mom said i have to tell people please and thank you 