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@kiwi

President of wasteof.money.
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sorry for the abruptness, but i gotta disappear from the internet for a few weeks to take care of some irl obligations that were scheduled before this election even happened. here’s what that means election-wise:

  1. in the event that me/late are crowned the winners of the election following vote verification, @late has agreed to temporarily assume the presidency and share our victory speech on my behalf until i’m back, then we can do a real inauguration later or something idk how you guys want to handle this

  2. and in the event that we lose, @late will share our concession speech and we’ll all… uh… move on with our lives i guess

  3. either way, try not to burn the place down while i’m gone!

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@jeffalo we NEED liquid glass in wasteof 4

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happy wasteof day 🎉

4 years is a lot of time to waste money, congrats on not going into debt (yet)

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wasteof.money on ubuntu looks cool

DELTARUNE NOW

WHOEVER RUNS THIS ACCOUNT, THEY’RE SPITTING FACTS

KIWI CANT STOP WINNING!!! KIWI FOR PRESIDENT 2028!!!

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it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

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always fun seeing a wasteof account that’s been active for four years or something but for some reason you’ve never seen it before

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decided to finally sit down and watch the first season yesterday/today and this was basically my reaction

I am 4 minutes into my first family guy episode and what wh ggwa whaga what

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Hi. Turning off the all lowercase for a second because I need to get some input on something.

I’ve been running the @leaks account in semi-secret for about five months now, and I think I should probably ask - is this joke getting stale? And if it is, should I take a break from using the account? If not a complete cease of activity, how do you guys suggest I reinvent the account to not just be the same old “Nintendo Switch 3 will have a controller with buttons!!!” being repeated over and over again?

Any thoughts on this are appreciated.

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remind me what 2,715 + 5,932 is again?

@leaks am i a real person?

bro what if they made @kiwi a real person or something that would be crazy

slightly concerned as to how many of my current internet friends are gonna have “last active 14 years ago” listed on their discord accounts in the distant future

“what are we, some kind of waste of dot money?”

✋😐🤚

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