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Desperation is what the caterwauling dragon feels in every fibre of their being. Disposition is what the jailors write down and store in their tower of ledgers.
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Icelandic Waters #1: “The Void Mother herself said that she would return, glittering, in stellar multitudes. And she was right! Maybe we should start taking speculations more seriously…”

Icelandic Waters #2: *intensely chuckles at “void mother”*

Icelandic Waters #3: “But she also said that she would shelter the next one who fell. Does that mean that we're going to meet her face-to-face? Are we going to find . . . never mind, forget I said that.”

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Okay, I might actually be getting somewhere. Just put your all into one objective at a time, and you’ll make substantial progress.

I got a job: making a score counter app for a basketball event that my dad’s enterprise has some business with. And I'm not getting paid, obviously.

I got a job

making a single app mockup and got paid 1 month free discord nitro

This morning, I tried to share the dreams I had last night with some friends over a Meadow Arena session. I’m not entirely sure that they were listening.

The best references are multi-layered and combine references to well-known media, foreign/obscure media references, and inside jokes. Thus, I will take the liberty of saying . . .

EVERYONE'S A TEAL DRESS

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Icelandic Waters #1: “We’re never going to make it there . . .”

Icelandic Waters #2: “Bust out the iPad, the rocking chair, and the sandwich cookies. It's time to put up that Hunting Corner persistence once more!”

Icelandic Waters #1: “. . . Are you sure that's safe?”

CALENDAR OF POTENTIAL PIXEL CAT'S END UPDATE TIMEFRAMES
Major updates are released on Sundays, up to twice a month, and are announced about 2 days in advance

EARTH DATE: 25.1.21             | FEBRUARY                                                                          | MARCH
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Icelandic Waters #1: “I just knew that an Odyssey sequel would be on the red list . . ! If you didn't get it, that's a nod at what's been leaked of the plot so far.”

Icelandic Waters #2: “AY! THEY MISSPELLED BREATH OF THE WILD!”

FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…

I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.

Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”

. . . When did iOS drop this feature?

Icelandic Waters: “Why are you screaming at a tree?”

(People have all sorts of names for the sides, or temples, of spectacle frames. I have heard them called “legs”, “props”, “wings”, and “crutches”, among other things. A very strident woman marches into our practice with her teenage daughter in tow.)

Customer: *loudly* “I want you to spread my daughter’s legs. They won’t go behind her ears.”

Me: *speechless*

Customer’s Daughter: *speechless and cringing with embarrassment*

- The Terrors Of Terminology from Not Always Right

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EARTH DATE: 25.1.13                                     | FEBRUARY                                                                          | MARCH
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(A) MINTY GROWS // 25.01.31 :: 11.A.20
(B) MINCE GROWS // 25.02.03 :: 11.A.23
(C) THUNDER GROWS // 25.01.12 :: 11.A.12
(D) MINTY MATURES // 25.03.10 :: 11.B.09
(E) MINCE MATURES // 25.03.13 :: 11.B.12
(F) THUNDER MATURES // 25.02.18 :: 11.A.38
(G) CRESCENT SHORE RELEASE // ??????