@landonhere

Well, I’d say that I’ve got this group harmony thing figured out.

Pariki: “AAAUUGGHH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TWO DRAGONS DIED TODAY?! THIS IS . . . THIS IS MARGINALLY ACCEPTABLE!!”

Icelandic Waters: “It's past ten. Shut up and drink your lemonade.”

FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…

I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.

Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”

My family seems to be making a habit of watching Studio Ghibli movies. We just finished rewatching Howl’s Moving Castle, which was the first movie we've watched. On top of that, we have watched My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away, which is my personal favorite for obvious reasons. My family just bought a permanent license for all 5 of those movies, and my sister remarked that there were several leftover movies in the library! Perhaps we may see a second phase of Project Nostophobia 2 in the future . . .

Reminder that Rain Meadow is now available on the Steam Workshop: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3388224007

Colubrine Sector Log - 1.3.C

> Scan directory '/977950/30123788' for .OGG files.
Scan successful. File copied to 'landonharter/Downloads'.
> Continue analysis of directory '/977950/30123788'.
Warning! Geometric parsing failed on file 'yunlon.png'. Continuing...
Analysis of of 'yunlon.png' complete. Geometric conflicts resolved.
Entity identified as species of interest <372466-3278376-268476>.
> Continue analysis of directory '/977950/30123788'.
Entity detected in file cluster 'controlpanel[1..3].png'. Data recorded.
< "Ugh, it's another one of those . . . peanut gallery inception rooms."
> Abort subroutine due to time limitations
Analysis subroutine ended. Continuing file management routine.
< "This is so awkward . . ."
< "...AY! Don't risk an industrial accident, punk!"

(TW;DU: Landon spots a dragon while dissecting a Steam Workshop item and gets severely sidetracked)

CHALLENGE: identify the AJR song that I am in the middle of charting…

NIGHTY MORNING!! I STAYED UP TO MIDNIGHT FOR THIS; PLEASE LET ME IN AND MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE!!

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EMBER TWIN PROJECT REPORT
LIST OF CURRENT OBJECTIVES IN LIFE (12.24.D; CURRENT -> LATER)

 Get out of moving vehicle
 Find place to rest
 Assemble device infrastructure
 Recover from fatigue
 Secure a presence on Pixel Cat's End 
 Figure out what's going on with my left leg
 Learn about the Unsustainability
 Keep myself stable and sustained

100 attempts later, I'm surprised I've come this far! I still can't reliably handle a rhombus at such high speeds, but through plenty of persistence, I am halfway there!

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The Left-Right-Wrong Conundrum

As you probably know, there is a right and a wrong side for mounting . . . the horse, that is. The right side happens to be the wrong side. This leaves us the left, which is right. Therefore, since the left is right, and the right the wrong, we begin by placing the left foot - that's the right foot - in the left stirrup, which is right, being the left of course, since the right would be wrong. Now, this is important enough to bear repeating: remember that since the right is always wrong, the left has to be right; ALRIGHT? Now, this happens to be the wrong side, which sometimes leads to slight difficulties.