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Ever since I've been forced to write sentences for words in my language studies workbook, I've had some slight fun being cryptic and ambiguous with them. My parents don't know about the origin of the periscope-under-the-table remark . . . or the isothermal practices performed on the musical instrument in the hospital corridor . . . or the pseudonym “Erratic Pulse” . . .

Chihiro is a regular in my library. She's been there for no more than twenty-eight minutes and eighteen seconds, but that's more than long enough for her civil form to be burned into my memory. And her boyfriend is entirely to thank for her presence in the first place; he's the prettiest worm I've ever seen.

“I don't care if he's rich; I want him out of here!” [[VOMITING NOISES]]

- Icelandic Waters

Since the topic is on the Smash roster, I realized that Artificer, Gourmand and maybe also Saint from Rain World could make for some interesting characters. Artificer could leap around the arena with explosive jumps and deflect projectiles and other fighters with her concussive blast. Gourmand would primarily fight using weight; divebombing, ramming, and tumbling over enemies. And Saint wouldn't be able to do hand-to-hand combat, but would instead retreat to a safe distance before ascending other fighters. Of course, they don't have preexisting 3D models, but they do have art depicting such forms.

- https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/747546/?page=75#post-8137112

Solanum’s ALIVE!

(no context)

Icelandic Waters: “Somebody needs to make a modified cut of Where Am I? in which, instead of just staring down at her, [*778] leans into [*932]’s face and shouts ‘MORNING, SLEEPING BEAUTY!’. That would get an even better reaction out of her!”

Pariki: “But that reaction is what we want to study and encapsulate. It was so poignant that I wrote the chorus of a song around it…”

(Working at the zoo, I hear a lot of strange things from visitors…)

Me: *feeds chickens*

Older Man: “Oh, you’re a bus stop!”

Me: “Huh?”

Older Man: “A bus stop! You’re a bus stop, aren’t you?”

Me: “?”

Woman: “No, she’s not a bus stop.”

Older Man: “…oh.”

Me: *completely at a loss*

- This Chicken Has Flown The Coop on Not Always Right

*drinks a lantern mouse-flavored neuron fly milkshake*

important announcement:

if you own @momothecat, @wasteof-geographic, or @evil-kiwi then please tell me

if you don’t, repost this post

edit: @cheesewhisk3rs is @evil-kiwi

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(Bottom line: this system is possible, but not necessarily feasible. Don't try to build something like this in your backyard; if you survive the launch and don't get arrested for reckless endangerment, the results will be disappointing.)

Icelandic Waters: “Fuzzy! Fuzzy animal!”

Apple Special Event starting in 8 minutes. FYI.

I'm never going to finish decoding this language, am I?

brain has self-destructed

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All black, everything, everything

All black, everything, everything

All black, everything, everything

All black, everything, everything, black