@oren

Ok, I admit it, you both got me

I've gotten to the point that I'm numb to people making up lies about me

The sheer impossibility of getting people to understand me online makes me want to grow up and be a rancher in Nevada

Will the real Oren Lindsey please stand up?

Ok boomer

7:24 am. Ear hurts because I slept on it. Sunburned shoulders. Slight headache. No one likes me on wasteof.money. Bye for now.

I wish I had realized this back then

I don't see why we insist on having so much controversy. If you see something you don't like, ignore it. No need to blow it up into a massive thing.

Narrator: the moment after he said this, the gunfire started

I really wish the chick fil a thing had happened now instead of 6 months ago. I would have handled it a lot better.

Protip: end any paragraph with: And then the gunfire started. for extra excitement.

This really sums up politics in the United States

Fun fact: laptops are banned on the US congress floor (and phones too I think). But iPads aren't banned. So you can have one with a keyboard and cellular, and it completely defeats the original purpose

If I found anything cool I'd call it The Wasteof Files

I want to run everyone's posts through a sentiment analysis to determine who is the farthest right or left, and who is the most positive or negative