“Life is a spoon, but I am the knife.” - some random ass guy after he (rather rudely) pushed me in the hall on my way to sixth period for some reason
It is with a heavy heart that I say that my copy of Revanced YouTube that I patched and installed over a year ago no longer plays videos past the first minute. This is four days after Revanced YouTube Music stopped playing music due to an “internal server error”.
I love christmastime when my cousins visit 
only time of the year I KNOW I'm getting laid 
I'm going to preface this by saying: Fuck Charlie Kirk, and I hope he rots in hell.
HOWEVER
He absolutely did not need to be assassinated. That should not have happened.
Top ten anime betrayals
Feeling like a million bucks, even in my broke days. 
Who needs money when you've got vibes?
Chat is it funny to joke about killing people that have interests you don't and joke about it multiple times or am I just overreacting
Learn how to program, gain experience, and probably have fun doing it: 
Using an AI to code an entire thing for you: 
Hell, you could even ask an AI for help or to explain something for you if you truly need it, but c'mon man
Vibe coding is actually so fun, I had an idea for an app so I just started using GPT-5 and it’s super easy. Now, I still need to know how to code it myself to fix its errors, but it’s way easier than doing it myself.
The issue with the Moon's was patched out after the landings. Everything should work properly now. As for the geologic make-up of the moon, we neither confirm nor deny the cheese allegations.
Considering Buzz Aldrin's actions, we are currently reviewing his account and the possibility of his termination for breaking our ToS. We will also be reviewing NASA's supposed continued use of teleportation; it was intended to be a temporary stand-in to keep simulation continuity and should have been returned promptly.
Thank you for understanding, Earthlings.
By The Wasted Onion: Buzz Aldrin Claims The Moon Landing Was Faked
SATELLITE BEACH, FL—Sending shockwaves across the scientific community and the general public, former NASA astronaut Buzz Aldrin said Tuesday that the Moon landing was faked. “The smart people at NASA did some tests and discovered that the moon has no collision. They called up EarthDevs and arranged for us to be warped to a random flat plane somewhere when we couldn’t be seen in the sky. Oh yeah I should’ve mentioned that those NASA nerds have some wacky doohickeys that allow teleportation,” the pilot for the Apollo 11 mission said in a statement on Darflen. “This is not true, Mr. Aldrin is 95 years old and he probably has dementia, how could you believe him? Or to put it as the kids would say, he’s an old fucking bitch,” said NASA spokesperson Bethany Stevens in an official statement posted to Blaze. However, some disinformation experts worry that NASA’s attempt at debunking the unexpected statement from Mr. Aldrin would likely not succeed in swaying the public due to the fact that “not a single fucking person uses Blaze” according to experts who spoke with The Wasted Onion in a McDonald’s parking lot. At press time, Buzz Aldrin took to his Darflen account again to claim that the Moon is in fact made of cheese.
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I got the Ultrakill, MLG and Mirror Chance skins for chance yesterday. For Ultrakill you need to land a successful coin flip, then immediately shoot the killer, MLG needs you to shoot the killer and 2 minions, and Mirror Chance requires 50 bad coin flips.
ESSAY INCOMING, if you post “i aint reading all that” YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! but anyways »»»»»» i love how everyone jumped to the conclusion that i must hate the clippy protest in its entirety when i said what i did in my last post of me absolutely crashing out after seeing yet another clogged comment section on youtube without even stopping to actually think about it properly. the protest itself is noble, if not a bit stupid at times, but it tires me every time i go to check for something like clarification on a video’s comment section if something that the video showed was unclear or something but all i see is some more bs about the clippy protest. you do not need to spam post comments about clippy everywhere, that is not the point. all these people are achieving is clogging up another comment section which could be used to post actual advice, clarification, or to, you know, share your thoughts on the video. but now it’s all “clippy just wanted to help” “clippy won’t collect your personal info” “<some link to louis rossman’s original clippy video>”. the profile pictures are fine, maybe a bit repetitive after a while, but fine. i don’t really care about those. but anyways, corporations will not be looking into comment sections, seeing all this clogging them up, and be thinking “oh no, we must change our ways”. people know about the protest, and it really isn’t too hard to just ask about it if you don’t and you just see a clippy profile picture everywhere.
Okay... So either I could have a genetic condition... Or a tumor... I certainly hope it's not the latter but an ultrasound will reveal all