This is talking about Jeffalo and the Kiwi-Late administration btw for anyone who needs context
For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
random terry of the day:
https://archive.org/download/TempleOSYouTubeVideos/TerryADavisLiveStream720p_30fps_h264-192kbit_aac_339.mp4WARNING: content may be offensive/insensitive/crazy terry davis, view at your own risk.
I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess
I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.
The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea
The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.
A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.
Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.
After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”
I told him not to state the obvious.
They just released the Tall Peter files
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"feels like im using scratch 7.0. this is crazy."
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salvē
i LOVE being gay therefore i am declaring myself the gayest money wasterer until someone challenges me
WOAH! My fellow Wasteofers, this is a complete and blatant lie from the KyleTech administration! I would never pay Toaks to kill President Kiwi! After all, Kiwi was the lead ideacomeupper for Glaze and the founder of arguably the only religion, Kiwiism.
I am severely sorry to hear about the tragic and unfortunate death of our late great president. As the head of commerce, I will write up a bill that requires you to pay 99.95% sales tax on all non-breakfast food items, all of which will be forwarded to whatever branch of government handles the creation and distribution of waffles.
Okay guys, I know it’s probably not a good idea, but I have a theory…
@Owl PAID @Toaks to kill @Kiwi.
Now, it might sound crazy, but before Kiwi died, he put me in charge of the Department of Education, which means I’m smart and everything I say is right.
Why would Owl want to do such a thing? Well, there’s many good reasons, and I have the receipts to back it up.
This may not be a well-known fact, but Owl attempted to coerce me into killing the new interim president, @Late. Additionally, Owl quite literally ranted on the Wasted Onion about how she wants to bring the collapse of the government, and what better way to bring chaos and possible collapse of the government than by killing Late or Kiwi?
And you might say that Toaks couldn’t’ve KNOWN he was going to crash, and possibly kill president Kiwi, but I’d disagree. Toaks is clearly somewhat intelligent, as he is extremely skilled at 3D Modeling and Animations, and as such there is no way he would’ve not been able to successfully perform the barrel roll, and pushing someone off of a cliff accidentally? No way buckaroo. That’s like being caught masturbating and saying your penis just MAGICALLY got into your hands. As such, it appears MORE than likely that Owl and Toaks both orchestrated the MURDER of my beloved Kiwi, and as such, I believe that they should be put down for capital punishment.
I also believe that Owl may secretly be @ikilledtallpeter420, as killing a large user on the website may be another way for her to attempt to cause chaos, as I don’t believe their excuse on how they committed the murder without an account, and Gainof and Glazed sound suspiciously similar, and may be a codeword for one another.
In conclusion, I believe that due to these odd coincidences and suspicious circumstances, it is more than evident that Owl and Toaks orchestrated and carried out the murder of former President Kiwi.
Sincerely,
Thratwitch
Head Of Late’s Education Department
(evidences will be commented below this post)