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Hi there, I’m Mr_Owlsss or O-the-Owl, whichever one is fine
I’m a bisexual non-binary
uh i dont know what else to add
I make websites and graphic design tho
you should follow @theawesome98 (now @lilly)
To be clear, I'm not much of a Hollow Knight fan (I've barely even started the game), but I just thought it was funny
Me and some other guy drew the lesbian and transgender flag behind Hornet and Lace kissing on rplace.live and some rando spent an hour manually removing each pixel of each flag lmaoo
Imagine being that dedicated to homophobia that you do all that and for what? Sad
Me and some other guy drew the lesbian and transgender flag behind Hornet and Lace kissing on rplace.live and some rando spent an hour manually removing each pixel of each flag lmaoo
Imagine being that dedicated to homophobia that you do all that and for what? Sad
I'm telling you now, I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.
I have plans, plans that I cannot share because the spoilers will ruin the essence of the surprise, but I have plans, big plans, massive plans are in place and by the end of the week they shall see fruition. . .
just saying it, keep an eye on my youtube in about a week (although I will post the link here), I have TREMENDOUS plans
this is the only post on this platform that mentions this website
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By The Wasted Onion: I'm Going To Overthrow The Government Or Die Trying
Look, I understand that governments exist for a reason. They are there to ensure that we have a functional society and don’t just have a lawless hellscape, and I also know why we have elections; they allow the citizens of nations to decide their future based on what they believe and what they feel is best for their country. It also prevents those who go drunk with power from keeping that power forever.
However, I’m so fucking goddamn pissed that you stupid motherfuckers voted for Kiwi rather than me. What was it? Am I not worthy of the title of wasteof president? Is it because I’m an owl, huh? You morons would vote for a plank of wood if someone stuck googly eyes on it. Like seriously, what’s your problem? You had a perfectly good candidate right here, but no! You just had to go and vote for someone else!
That’s why I am going to do everything in my power to overthrow this incoming government, even if it kills me.
You read that right, I’m going to perform a coup d'état the likes you’ve never seen before. It’s the only option left. The democratic system has failed me, and that means you have left me no choice but to unseat Kiwi from power and make myself your president no matter the cost.
I know what you’re thinking. You think I’m bluffing, but trust me, I am not. I will overthrow this government or die trying. Which will likely be the latter.
This piece was suggested by @owl & @kiwi, thank you!
Hello, my fellow Wasteofers! It has been brought to my attention that my fellow candidate, Tall Peter, was gun downed and assassinated.
I'll tell you, people. Violence has NO place in a democracy! If I was president, I would make sure every candidate is given the upmost security! My heart truely goes out to the affected family.
On the (very likely) chance that I and my running mate, radi8, are elected, we will work ceaselessly to make sure whoever did this is brought to justice, and that this event never happens again!
Alright, I said my shit. Personally, I think it was deserved, or at least, he had it coming. He knew what he was doing, threatening the Wasted Onion like that. What? What do you mean I'm still on air?
I would like to personally thank @wastedonion for being the most accurate, up to date, nonbiased News Source out there.
Fellas, a vote for me is a vote for nonbiasednews, literally.
