I have made a working account creation API and log in API 
. I just had to learn a little SQL to do it. It was actually surprisingly easier than I thought, albeit still difficult.
I also made sure to add a minimum and maximum username character count on the server side. Crazy concept, I know
Guys I'm gonna make my own social media called Glaze and it's going to be strictly about glazed donuts
Also, instead of loves, it going to be lobsters
Guys I'm gonna make my own social media called Glaze and it's going to be strictly about glazed donuts
Guys I'm gonna make my own social media called Glaze and it's going to be strictly about glazed donuts
My transgender ftm friend said something yesterday that I actually quite agree with: “I wouldn't wish being trans on my worst enemy. Unless my worst enemy is actively working against [transgender people].”
Hello again, my fellow Wasteofers. In regards to my previous post, I mention that the current vice president is “nowhere to be seen”. This is a critical mistake on my part, and one that I will take the moment to sincerely apologize for. Vice President Late is currently dealing with grief and a country.
However, this will not deter my plan to start writing a plan to start an insurrection a peaceful takeover of the government. Make Wasteof Wasteof Again!
Hello, my fellow Wasteofers! Since the president is trapped in this non-existent place called “Australia” and the vice president is no where to be seen: I, as your head of commerce, will enact phase one of my plan to take over this platform.
What is phase one?
It is the phase where I create the rest of this plan. But do not worry! I have concepts of a plan to restore order to this war-torn platform.
I ended the first quarter with all As and Bs 
Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything
By The Wasted Onion: Trump Throws Tantrum Online After Visiting Holiday Inn Express Where Room Didn’t Include So Much As A Mint On Pillow
WASHINGTON—Furiously typing on his smartphone after his experience at the hotel chain, U.S. President Donald Trump threw a tantrum online after visiting the Holiday Inn Express Washington DC Downtown where his room didn’t even include so much as a mint on his pillow. “A REAL DISGRACE took place at the Holiday Inn Express Washington DC Downtown that I visited today - The FRAUDS at the Weak and failing IHG couldn’t even be BOTHERED to put a single MINT ON THE PILLOWS! The losers running this sorry Hotel are likely part of the TERRORIST Group ANTIFA! Along with Sleepy Joe and Woke Radical Left lunatics, they have WAGED WAR on putting MINTS ON PILLOWS in the Name of Evil DEI Programs!! America DESERVES the right to walk into a hotel Room and find a MINT on their PILLOWS! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT,” said the first of 148 Truth Social posts about the Holiday Inn location. “Starting immediately, we will begin the process to PROSECUTE the Owners of IHG for the SINISTER AND WOKE REMOVAL OF MINTS ON PILLOWS! Americans deserve to have a Mint on their pillows when they visit a Hotel. We will Eliminate this WOKE AGENDA BY THE SLEEPY RADICAL ANTIFA LEFT LUNATICS! Thank you for your attention on this matter. MAKE HOTEL PILLOWS MINT AGAIN! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT,” said the 148th post made to the president's Truth social account. In response, a spokesperson for IHG Hotels & Resorts said that the reason mints were not left on pillows anymore was due to tariffs that made the cost of mints 1000% more expensive due to the president's tariffs, explaining that the company would “go goddamn bankrupt” if it were to continue the practice. At press time, Democrats claimed that Trump's threats of prosecution against IHG upper management were “un-American,” but that they were not willing to do anything to help curb the attacks, with Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) saying that Holiday Inn hotels “are complete shit,” before remarking he will “just let Donald do what he’s gonna do.”
This stories headline was written and suggested by @kiwi, thank you!
It genuinely puzzles me how somebody can genuinely hate someone for no reason other than their skin color, gender, sexuality, or place of origin
Hello, Wasteof. I request that from now on, you refer to me with she/her pronouns. Yes, this change may take some time to get used to; but do not worry, I will not get mad at you for unintentionally misgendering me, though I will correct you. I hope you all understand.
Since the president was tricked into.. “visiting” a place that “exists”, I, as your Head of Commerce and Trade, will enact a plan to “temporarily” take control of the government for the “time being” to “make sure things run smoothly” while the president is “away”.
But first, I'd like to take a moment to thank my generous sponsors, @thrat, @leaks, and @ilovetimhortons.
Y'know, I really like this platform. Even if I'm not incredibly fond of some of the people here half the time, I still think the community here is better than anywhere else I have seen.
Maybe that's just because I don't use any other “real” social media