@perrin

professional dingus
Wall

i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me

When I do it it’s called internet fame

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

this is a cry for help, i am too distracted screaming into the void to do homework

wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo

wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo

@jeffalo what is this site’s policy on swearing

two days later, my obituary appears in the local newspaper

“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
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“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
1 1 7

burrito and sean can relate amirite

god my back hurts from carrying the weight of scratch’s comedic efforts

god my back hurts from carrying the weight of scratch’s comedic efforts

the I in iguana stands for iguana

@da-ta is a cutie pie

they call me peein

they call me the dank memer

they call me the test failer

they call me the factory tree

They call me the house plant

man this is great i get to scream nonsense into the void for clout

i put the carp in carpe diem

not to get political but what the frick is eggnog