germans when you call it the toilet instead of the poopenfarten
i recieved an email suggesting i i leave a disclaimer, do not eat raw flour you could get e. coli and fricking die
oh to be a child again, eating handfuls of raw flour without a care in the world
ratio
I’m drake from rap
i put a lemon in a microwave for 30 minutes and it exploded
99 bottles of shrimp in a mug, 99 bottle of shrimp, take one down, pass it around, you got 98 bottles of shrimp in a mug
what’s up everybody i think dogs should vote
google nugget numbers thank me later
pronouncing GitHub like github to spice things up
pee pee poo poo
if you pronounce milk like melk you are going to hell
this is a certified bagel bites™ moment
an apple in the hand a day keeps one bird doctor in the bush with two stones
gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in a mossy knoll
the plural of goose is goose