help i’m trapped under a cup
armed robbery? no thanks, i’m on a diet
take me down to new york city where the yorks are new and the city is city
scrooge mcduck is a girlboss
if the world is round then how come bees don’t wear shoes
one time i choked on an ibuprofen and threw up in the kitchen sink
i would rather die than live in nebraska
alaska play ducks gazebo
omw to chug nyquil until i unlock shrimp colors
yeah i sell nft’s:
i doN’t
Fnow how
AcronymsT work
oh to tenderly kiss kirby on the forehead
fun fact if you stack every elephant in the world in one giant stack, they would not like it very much
baguette is french for female bag
the sun isn’t real, wake up sheeple
germans when you call it the toilet instead of the poopenfarten