@perrin

professional dingus
Wall

i can eat alcohol in most places, some even legally

What if lettuce was spelled with 2 c’s and pronounced lé-touchy

I eat oatmeal for breakfast

Checkmate atheists

wasteof.money is twitter with auriali fr

ur mom

Who is Dwayne Johnson

wrong answers only

ok that’s just mean, you should be ashamed of yourself for disrespecting your elders like this smh

puny mortal, quit inhaling my pixels before you pass out from the massive amounts of clout bozo

i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me

When I do it it’s called internet fame

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

i want to throw ed sheeran into a sinkhole

the inverse of The Cask of Amontillado, Auriali busts out of your walls, insults your family, drinks all of your wine, and leaves without explanation like a true chad

Hey Vsauce, Auriali here! I am not living in your walls. Or am I?

i’d say ratio but you have more scratch clout (scrlout) than me

When I do it it’s called internet fame

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

when Batman dresses up in all black and goes around punching people it’s considered “heroic” and “vigilante justice where normal law enforcement is ineffective” but when I do it it’s called “unethical” and “grounds for assault charges”

this is a cry for help, i am too distracted screaming into the void to do homework

wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo

wasteof.money more like wasteof.mytime heyo

@jeffalo what is this site’s policy on swearing

two days later, my obituary appears in the local newspaper

“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
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“I sure hope nobody has poisoned this yogurt,” I reassuringly proclaim to the rest of the dairy aisle as I place the tub into my cart

Mar 17, 2022, 7:37 PM
1 1 7