@perrin

sclroob

if you ever feel sad just remember that you’ll never be as aerodynamic as a lobster and you will feel much worse

if I were the state delaware I would simply abolish myself

help i’m trapped under a cup

armed robbery? no thanks, i’m on a diet

take me down to new york city where the yorks are new and the city is city

scrooge mcduck is a girlboss

if the world is round then how come bees don’t wear shoes

one time i choked on an ibuprofen and threw up in the kitchen sink

i would rather die than live in nebraska

alaska play ducks gazebo

omw to chug nyquil until i unlock shrimp colors

yeah i sell nft’s:

i doN’t

Fnow how

AcronymsT work

oh to tenderly kiss kirby on the forehead

fun fact if you stack every elephant in the world in one giant stack, they would not like it very much