Me when I lie and fear monger about policies I don’t understand in a desperate attempt to win an election on a site that 20 people use and fail to comprehend basic information about my opponent’s campaign staff
WARNING
This message is urgent, as it has to do Auri’s plans with wasteof.
To start, Auri plans to make wasteof/America communist on the platform if elected, which can undermine freedom and liberty on this platform. (https://wasteof.money/posts/669fc881bbcf41aae3fef228). Although Auri didn’t promote it directly, the account he endorsed does, & Kiwi even offered to be the VP to make it communist.
But that’s not even the worst of what Auriali has planned. His manifesto has plans to promote destructive policies by forcing Elon Musk to change his company name to Twitter, suppressing his right to freely express himself, changing the White House to the Crack House to sell drugs, dividing & destroying our communities as a result. He also plans to allow tax evasion to be legal, leaving 0 funds for programs like SNAP, Medicare, or Social Security, resulting in millions without retirement, disability, or veterans’ benefits. Not only that, he also plans to make Adobe bankrupt out of hatred for the company. He sent a clear message that if he’s president, wasteof will no longer exist.
But this doesn’t have to happen. We have a candidate that instead wants prosperity, freedom, & unity, while promoting accountability & strengthening our communities.
That candidate is Blaze. With your vote, we can say a loud NO to his horrific policies, because YOUR VOICE MATTERS! As Auriali said, “It’s time to get serious.” Let’s do just that & VOTE BLAZE TODAY and save wasteof!
EDIT: bro it’s a joke lmao
I am proud to join Auriali’s campaign as her Vice President. I cannot wait to assist Auriali in her great plans for this nation, and am truly humbled by the immense responsibility of this role. I hope to be a worthy VP (Vice Peein). #AurialiPerrin2024
Hello fellow wasteof users, I have 2 massive campaign announcements to make today. Please read:
I have picked my running mate for this election, that being the wonderful @Perrin. I believe he will be a strong VP for my administration if I am elected. I will appoint other members of my government after the election if I do become elected.
I have released my manifesto, it is a 25 point list of things I plan to do if I become President, I have other ideas that I plan to do, and I am happy to continue to work on my policies all the way up to the election.
Follow @Auri24 for more news from the campaign and remember, vote for insanity, vote for Auri!
Some have already stooped so low to promote baseless lies and libel in order to smear Auriali’s presidential campaign. Shameful that people are already resorting to manipulative tactics in order to sway public opinion in this election. Auriali has no ulterior motives, speaks only facts, and has nothing but great plans for this nation. Vote for insanity. Vote Auriali.
BEEP BEEP UH OH STINKY!!! FACT CHECK
Auriali has not published their manifesto yet. There are plans to release it tomorrow. Any statements regarding the manifesto at this time are pure speculation. The Auri24 campaign will continue to give straight facts to the users of wasteof. We’re not in the funny business, we’re in the silly business!
@auriali is being dishonest in their manifesto. If you elect me as president, not only will I try to make this country a better place for everyone, I’ll make both waffles and pancakes are free on Sundays, and french toast sticks half off!
I hereby endorse the great @auriali in her ongoing presidential campaign
AURIALI HAS WON THE ELECTION
LEADERBOARD
Auriali - 27
Kiwi - 10
Toaks - 2
Eris - 9
Late - 1
Jeffalo - 2
Skylar - 1
Gambercube6 - 1
Allyz - 3
$upercash - 1
Mybearworld - 1
Elaruu - 3
-1 - 1
steve0greatness
29204958174050385058385058278r - 2
29204958174050385058385058278q - 1
“Miku” - 1
People who have voted: Esben, Wynd, Dertermenter, Kiwi, Toaks, cheesewhisk3rs, Perrin, Donotforgetmycode, Slider_on_the_black, Jamied132, luckythecat, prehistoric-pancake, Blaze, Gryffin, JoshAtticus (rip atticus, the best cat fr), wlodekm2, tnix, radi8, late, busybird15, RedStrider, siliconecb_, geo, elsie, ethernet, 94, paradocktheman, buttah, aurali, zlf, k10398, mybearworld, birdfour, gamecuber6, supercash, touchcreator, catblock, ally, flex, wolf, strawberrypuding, arrow, zagle1772, supernoodles99, impossible usernames, mef, zid, salad, pkmnq, oren, yippymishy, yay, magma, mrmeems, seether, twyx, mrowlsss, ajskateboarder, nezon, blax_, wahsp, lily, vubobinali, -1, faeyie, steve0greatness, silly
Voter count: 68
Literally nothing but facts. A preschooler messing around with crayons has more potential for creating emotionally complex and legitimately moving art than any AI could ever hope to achieve, solely bc it doesn’t have a mind out of which to draw any semblance of emotion or passion, it can only faintly imitate the passion of actual people.
I’d highly recommend Drew Gooden’s latest video on AI and how fundamentally bad it is at attempting to create anything resembling emotionally resonant art. Definitely a powerful watch that summed up my thoughts perfectly.
Do you think AI can generate IGOR by Tyler, The Creator? By The Time I Get to Phoenix by Injury Reserve? Everywhere At The End Of Time by The Caretaker? Everything Everywhere All At Once? Into/Across The Spider-Verse? Love, Death & Robots? Utopia? A Picasso painting? A Zdzisław Beksiński painting? Can it write Animal Farm by George Orwell? Watership Down by Richard Adams? I don’t think it can. Art is made by humans to connect with other humans, to make us feel, think, and more. Human art understands humans. AI art only understands what it is fed. It can generate a generic picture but yet can’t generate a hand properly, one of the earliest pieces of art ever made were handprints and a computer can’t understand it enough to generate it right. I think that says a lot about the difference between human and AI art. AI and tech bros don’t understand this about art, they never will and even if they did or do they don’t care, they see art merely as a product, a commodity with no other value than the price tag slapped on it. “How much can we charge a subscription to access this art for?” is the only thought that crosses the minds of people who champion this kind of soulless, emotionless “art”.
i’m legally obligated to be on team da-ta for legal reasons (marriage) but team auriali is cooler bc it has auriali
apple juice is juiced apple (apple that has been juiced)
but apple juice from concentrate is appled juice (juice that has been appled)
this morning at 9:00 am I dreamt that there was a version of angry birds wherein if you scored high enough on a level it would boost your credit score
hell yeah 25 bucks is 25 bucks
only $39,975 to go
If this post gets like 20 likes we'll forgive student loan debt by like $25
listen to the new episode or i will break into your house and perpetually serenade you with worm juice knowledge
TNC Episode 28 - This Is A Podcast
In this chaotic episode, Sean and Perrin go off the rails while discussing Google's new AI Overview feature, the new ultra-thin iPad from Apple, initial thoughts on new music releases, and much more!
Listen on most major podcasting platforms: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/the-new-creators
Find TNC elsewhere: https://bio.link/tnc
Guys, please help, Perrin won’t stop telling me random facts. He. Won’t. Stop. The tangents keep rolling in without fail, I am a prisoner to this madman and his endless repository of random information. He ate Wikipedia and has all random facts on the internet committed to his memory. The worm juice will consume all.
I love how 90% of the time bee movie bot is just nonsenseposting but every few weeks it posts a line that hits different for whatever reason
(I just moved back home after school ended and saw a bunch of people for the first time in months)
oh yeah I forgot to talk about rugby
so I didn’t experience a single win playing for my team until last November after over a full calendar year of playing, and we had low expectations for the spring with a first-time head coach and a bunch of new players
we showed to our first tournament of the year and finished second place despite still being a lil sloppy. the second tournament feature some much bigger and more experienced teams and we were the only small college who advanced to the quarterfinals. being 4-5 through 2 tourneys isn’t ideal but it was still way better than we expected.
we kept getting better and tougher and more polished as the season progressed, finished the year with a 10-8-2 record, placed top 3 in 3 different tournaments, and beat a bunch of teams who were an entire division above us. 6 of those losses were to teams at least a division above us. we were consistently among the grittiest and most dominant small colleges in all the tournaments we played in.
I’m mostly in a passing and defensive role and didn’t always start but I still made a big impact, I served as acting captain toward the end of some games and was able to score a try (my teammate was the one who broke through to score but he passed it off to me last second so I could get one, but still)
we completely turned the club around in a single offseason. we put other schools on notice. if we keep it up through next year, we’re gonna be dominating next spring.
it was a super fun season.
same goes for toast after 2-8 months
you don't fully realize how awesome water is untill you haven't had any for 50 hours lol