@perrin

apple juice is juiced apple (apple that has been juiced)

but apple juice from concentrate is appled juice (juice that has been appled)

this morning at 9:00 am I dreamt that there was a version of angry birds wherein if you scored high enough on a level it would boost your credit score

hell yeah 25 bucks is 25 bucks

only $39,975 to go

listen to the new episode or i will break into your house and perpetually serenade you with worm juice knowledge

me whenever i see ryan gosling in any movie

I love how 90% of the time bee movie bot is just nonsenseposting but every few weeks it posts a line that hits different for whatever reason

(I just moved back home after school ended and saw a bunch of people for the first time in months)

oh yeah I forgot to talk about rugby

so I didn’t experience a single win playing for my team until last November after over a full calendar year of playing, and we had low expectations for the spring with a first-time head coach and a bunch of new players

we showed to our first tournament of the year and finished second place despite still being a lil sloppy. the second tournament feature some much bigger and more experienced teams and we were the only small college who advanced to the quarterfinals. being 4-5 through 2 tourneys isn’t ideal but it was still way better than we expected.

we kept getting better and tougher and more polished as the season progressed, finished the year with a 10-8-2 record, placed top 3 in 3 different tournaments, and beat a bunch of teams who were an entire division above us. 6 of those losses were to teams at least a division above us. we were consistently among the grittiest and most dominant small colleges in all the tournaments we played in.

I’m mostly in a passing and defensive role and didn’t always start but I still made a big impact, I served as acting captain toward the end of some games and was able to score a try (my teammate was the one who broke through to score but he passed it off to me last second so I could get one, but still)

we completely turned the club around in a single offseason. we put other schools on notice. if we keep it up through next year, we’re gonna be dominating next spring.

it was a super fun season.

same goes for toast after 2-8 months

Thou art naught but a sniveling, repugnant scallywag; a scrupleless heathen, an insufferable knave, a delinquent hoodlum; thou couldst not seek company amongst even the most wretched of foul souls, nor find favor with the filthy swine of the wild. The sheer magnitude of thine density rivals that of stars, and the strength of thine character rivals that of a limbless mouse. I rebuke thee with all my strength; I henceforth pray to never behold thee in my gaze again. May thy bedchamber be perspirous and solitary; thy consternations frequent; and thy crops unyielding. I would wish thee good day, but no morn or eve graced with thine abhorrent presence could be classified as such. I pray this to be the final instance of our mutual presence.

since when does Quentin Tarantino have a wasteof account

update: finally got it looked at and x-rays didn’t show any fractures, seems like it was just dislocated but due to the spraining on the lower knuckle it bruised more and appeared more crooked than a dislocation typically would.

the hand specialist also told me that my finger joints are abnormally loose and flexible which explains why it’s so easy for my fingers to get hurt + why they always seem worse than they actually are

he was disturbed by my ability to crack my knuckles horizontally so i guess i’m just built different

update: I kept hitting it on things and it probably fractured at the lowest knuckle after all the collective damage it endured

and then I broke the knuckle above that one on the same finger making a tackle during rugby

my right pinky has been through a lot this year

men invented rugby so they could watch each other bend over and wrestle each other in short shorts all day

guess who apparently had jury duty in January and then didn’t show up for it because I hadn’t opened my mailbox at school since the school year started and thus never saw the summons

guess who has to make an extremely apologetic phone call tomorrow in order to not get fined $2000

My dude you are falling for blatant propaganda

Joe Biden did not “replace” nor “cancel” Easter to make room for Trans Day of Visibility. TDoV falls on March 31st every year (and has for over 15 years) and happens to coincide with Easter this year. He celebrated both with posts on Twitter, even posting about Easter first.

Furthermore, the waffle about “banning religious imagery from White House Easter Celebrations” is blatantly false. This policy has been in effect for decades; Joe Biden had no part in it. If anything, this policy is religious freedom in action. By openly utilizing Christian imagery, the government would be promoting Christianity, and thus would violate the First Amendment’s freedom of religion, which prevents the government from directly supporting a specific religion.

I do not like Joe Biden. He is a war criminal, an ineffective leader, and is too old and senile to be in office, but he did nothing remotely wrong here and you are getting mad over nothing. These holidays can—and should—coexist. Trans people deserve to have their voices heard and to live as they want without fear of violence or persecution. Trans Day of Visibility does not at all take away from or diminish Easter. Acknowledgement that Trans people exist is not at all a violation of religious liberty.

As a fellow Christian, get real and do better.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all the Trans folks out there. You are seen and loved by God, however you live.

Happy Easter, he is risen.