god my back hurts from carrying the weight of scratch’s comedic efforts
the I in iguana stands for iguana
@da-ta is a cutie pie
they call me peein
man this is great i get to scream nonsense into the void for clout
i put the carp in carpe diem
not to get political but what the frick is eggnog
i put the scam in shrimp scampi
this is just twitter but without any of the twitter parts
heck butt gosh darn shoot balls
does this place have a cuss word detector
hi im peein
figma balls uwu