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By the way, if you β€œsee” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 π’Šπ’•π’‚π’π’Šπ’„π’” is coming β€œyour” way.

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uniquely semicircular cheese

I forgot where this phrase comes from

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hey anyone remember what they were doing on august 10 2022

Factor subscription, without it there’s no defining, limit of 100 words.

Haskell subscription, without it you only get Eq, Num, Functor, Applicative, and Monad, and the only allowed monads are Maybe and [].

Brainfuck subscription, without it only 1 layer of loops, a limited amount of + and -, and no input.

idea: rust+ subscription

without it you can’t:

  • use unsafe { … } blocks

  • use extern crates

  • make more than 5 mods

  • use structs

it gives you

  • class structs ohmigod class structs i miss class structs please give me them back

Idea: JavaScript+ subscription:

Without it you can’t:

  • make http requests

  • use modules

  • make more than 50 variables (not including globals and such)

  • And you can’t use let or const variables

It gives you:

  • extra globals

  • top-level await

  • early access to new features

  • up to 2000 variables

  • can use let and const

imagine if scratch had a premium subscripton

like if you were using it for free you

can’t make custom blocks

can only share 50 projects

and with premiun

you acn make custom blocks

can share up to 2000 projects!

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what about 2023? is 2023 sure?

2022 is not sure

imagine if scratch, studios, and the forums were all separate subscriptions and there was a main scratch hub which was also its own separate subscription

imagine if scratch had a premium subscripton

like if you were using it for free you

can’t make custom blocks

can only share 50 projects

and with premiun

you acn make custom blocks

can share up to 2000 projects!

i don’t think anyone here was 11

everyone who was 11

who here is their birthday august of 7th?

happy birthday :)

IMMARK PREDICTED HEADINGS

new button?

Seriously why did everyone care about Pluto when Ceres had a much cooler name and was first to be called a dwarf planet?

I wonder if there was as much of a public outcry about Ceres as there was for Pluto

This is a sentence that actually exists somewhere on the internet.

One of my favorite features of pizza is its infinite general divisibility

Anyway, concatenative programming is a better version of tacit programming

Obvious joke. This is already a post from december 2022, so I’m going to stop. So far, 0 bait posts. Am I suposed to look further, @theawesome98?

Now I'm not sure whether I want to work for the CIA to kill journalists or to be one of the journalists

The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA
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Serious post, next post.

I think it's crazy some people in this world are stupid enough to bring up some thing that happened a long time ago in what is obviously an attempt to rile up anger.