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In most video games, the Earth really is flat

Given how often wands are dropped in Harry Potter, it's surprising they don't have wrist straps fitted

Thanks to the rise of food delivery service married men everywhere can eat Hooter’s wings again.

Most younger generations will never experience the joy of hidden tracks on an albumn.

Once they have found a way to stop aging, you have to work forever.

Once they figure out how to slow or stop the human aging process, retirement plans and prison sentencing will need to be completely restructured.

Shelter is one of the most basic needs yet one of the hardest to acquire

Instead of watching rich families be rich on reality TV, I’d much rather see the antics of a poor family that is given multi- generational amounts of wealth.

One of the biggest oversights of cultural appropriation was Hitlers use of the Swastika

Coffee doesn’t give you energy. It loans energy out to you, and you’re expected to pay it back with interest

The first Greek to climb to the top of Mt Olympus must have been sorely disappointed.

The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race.

It is kind of lame that we don't inherit knowledge from our ancestors and we have to study to learn what they learned thousands of years ago.

Our brain is so powerful, its capable of simulating multiple other people in their entirety in dreams

Zombie fiction has yet to realize that coveralls + leather gloves = zombie-proof. Zombie teeth ain't getting through all that.