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You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.

Every movie tells about smuggling a cellphone into prison, no one tells about how they are charging it.

Access to daily running water is a true life luxury.

It's amazing that GPS is free

Mattress stores seem to stay in business forever yet a mattress is one of the most infrequent customer purchases.

Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.

People squint their eyes to hear better and turn down their music to see better.

The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river.

There are prodigies that will never become prodigies because they never got the chance to do the thing they were to be great at.

We went from comfortably watching 4 minute long commercial breaks to paying an extra $9.99/month to skip ads which were already skippable after 3 seconds.

There's no real reason that adult shoes aren't made with Velcro straps; the only purpose laces serve is to demonstrate to others that you do, in fact, know how tie your shoes.

All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was address a letter to him, give it to an owl, and follow the owl on broomstick.

Microplastic will do to our civilization what lead pipes did to the Roman Empire.

Sci-fi authors were always assuming we will get AI before we get proper synthesized human voice output

Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.