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February is the most expensive month of rent.

When you become angry with someone for being honest with you, they may begin to conceal the truth in order to avoid displeasing you.

The generation that put 'parental advisory explicit content' stickers on music is complaining about trigger warnings.

Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.

Most romance you see is fueled by either loneliness, low self esteem or insecurities

You don’t have any proof that other people can’t read your mind.

Humans are the most intelligent species on Earth, but are the only species whose members need to be told not to look directly at the sun.

For an organ that evolved to keep us safe from danger, the brain really likes activities that are dangerous. (e.g. doing drugs, driving fast, etc.

It is better to be left-handed when fighting, since right-handed people aren't used to lefties, giving the lefty an advantage, and lefties aren't used to each other, giving neither an advantage.

We are annoyed by how few calories we burn when having exercised but it is actually very impressive of our bodies that it uses up a very little amount of energy

The older you get, the more you realize how much you took going to school for granted

Having kids makes you realize how dumb your lies used to sound to your parents

The only language that works in the vacuum of space is Sign Language.

Bomb defusing is a rare trade that allows you not to know when you screw it up

Driving at highway speeds and only being a couple of feet away from an oncoming car in the other lane is weirdly normalized.