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Having 1 gay dad is far rarer than having 2 gay dads

Considering how much our gut affects our brain, food itself is psychoactive

Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant

Your dad didn’t love leftovers as much as you thought, he was just trying to stretch your family’s money.

Of fictional clowns, Ronald McDonald has a much higher body count than The Joker.

Being your own boss is great until you realize you're the one who has to make you show up to work

Due to smartphones, hardly anybody knows about Methylchloroisothiazolinone or sodium laureth sulfate anymore

There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on bc evolution didn’t favor it

Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves, and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.

Older televisions gave off that fuzzy static feeling when you touched the screen, and newer ones do not. Soon it will become a forgotten feeling.

There’s no practical difference between 3 urinals and 4

Wikipedia provides more good to the world for less than $8 a month

At some point quite recently, we all decided that kitchen aprons don't need to be a thing anymore

It’s more convenient for the bus to come 10 minutes late than 10 minutes early

Nothing last longer than that video someone showing you that you have no interest in.