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Becoming poor as an ex-celebrity must horrible. You're too poor hide in exclusive spaces, but still recognizable enough for people to note your present state of poverty

Ben Stiller put up with an entire museum coming to life at night for $11.50 an hour.

Chickens are more evolutionarily successful than lions and it's almost entirely due to how delicious they are

People have been going to CVS for years, decades even, but no one knows what it stands for without looking it up

All it takes for an average man to realize that most of women don’t find him attractive is to download a dating app

At some point in history, full nudity changed from normal to something to be shameful about

In 1451 a couple named their kid Amerigo, not realizing they were naming one of the most powerful countries in human history

People who can afford lawyers have more rights than the people who can't.

Learning cursive was pointless

It's surprising that GPS is free, in a world where everything costs money.

There are two kinds of lazy people. Those who climb out of swimming pools using the ladder because it's easier than just using the side of the pool, and those who use the side of the pool because they are too lazy to swim to the ladder.

Our 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep requirement is life-threatening from survival perspective.

People feel less pain buying a $1000 phone every couple years than buying a $1000 fridge or TV every couple decades

No fast food chain has beef nuggets

It is entirely possible that somewhere, maybe in London, a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper is living unaware of their infamous ancestor.