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Drink alcoholfree beer at work and everyone thinks you are an alcoholic, drink it at a bar and suddenly you are alcohol conscious.

People shorten Mayonnaise to Mayo but there is no shortened form of Worcestershire, which is way more laborious

You never see posts from women wondering why they don’t get many Tider matches

Alcohol companies never show a drunk person in their ads

Most Airport restaurants wouldn’t survive outside the airport.

We once thought it was normal to make children stand every morning and pledge their undying fealty to a flag.

A gallon of gasoline is cheaper than a gallon of Gatorade

It’s weird to think alcohol tastes like poison and the reason is that it is.

Cheating didn't get more common place, technology made it easier to get caught and divorce stigma fizzled out.

It’s weird that Ariel doesn’t understand the concept of a fork when her dad is always carrying around a trident.

The meaning of the word woke has completely changed over the last decade

Most people take better care of their pets than their parents

Millennials will seem very wizard-like to Gen Z by their ability to interact with the old internet, once the modern internet becomes a fully polished experience.

Just 500 years ago, zero italian dishes used tomato sauce

Some day, Gen Z will be synonymous with being old and out of touch.