i need a perfect, minimalist pin that accurately defines my personality and my profile... hmm...
By The Wasted Onion: Scientists Finally Discover Smurf Reproduction
SMURF VILLAGE, BELGIUM—After decades of studying the elusive colony of small blue humanoids, scientists announced Saturday they have finally discovered how Smurfs reproduce.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/scientists-finally-discover-smurf-reproduction/
This stories headline was written and suggested by @specialred_, thank you!
update:
it's raining again but i just checked outside
the streets are wet but "flash flooding" my ass, i did NOT have to wake up at 6 am for ts 
the national weather thing decided to be kind and set my alarm for 6 this morning, thank you for the flash flood warning NW-whatever 
(it's not even raining anymore btw, nothing got flooded, gotta love it)
the national weather thing decided to be kind and set my alarm for 6 this morning, thank you for the flash flood warning NW-whatever
(it's not even raining anymore btw, nothing got flooded, gotta love it)
i thought i was the only one
most awkward thing ever 
when you murder someone but they dont die straight away so youve just gotta sit there and chill for a few minutes together
am i coming back or is wasteof gonna hate me again soon
we have the womandelbrot set
all i could think of while reading this was these gays
jarvis, set this person's sperm count to 1 and begin extracting
twitch should add a download feature to livestreams in case i go offline while watching one
i like my matter like i like my women
dark and theoretical
Most of the mass in the universe is an unknown form of matter that doesn't interact with the electromagnetic spectrum, but has a gravitational field.
Relax liberal, it's called dark matter
i forgot to mention that we know jax's deepest darkest secret now
all i’m gonna say about tadc: the last act…
we’re never knowing jax’s deepest darkest secrets
can someone like send me an invite to this "wasteof.money discord server" people keep talking about?
i'm starting to become afraid that it doesn't exist and i'm being fooled
tell @jeffalo that i should own wasteof because i'm better than him by approximately 0.07453664%
(this is a joke btw, i canNOT maintain this site)